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The sexy Winner International Automobile Club. With key. Great working condition. Use it to lock down your car from the madding prying hands of auto thieves, or your refrigerator once the spouse has broken more than two legs on your bed. It works good on cars as well as post-Factory Warholian consummerist sculpture. It's a conversational piece that represents the zeitgeist of 90s paranoia post-structuralist culture.....and you can also use it as a sex toy. Some have used it to hold a rattlesnake in place, some have used it as a defensive weapon against Jehovah's Witnesses. I used it as a social statement whenever I parked my rusted '81 Toyota in an innercity area. (The guys would walk by and see me put it on and yell "Oh C'mon!!!!! That's insulting!!!!)
Anway. It works. It's been lubed up (no, not in that way). 10 dollars takes one. 20 takes both.