DAMNIT alreadyn C'MON DF, we want tracks!

[LAGNAF]

I got the "itch", and NO penicillin will get it!!

WE WANT LOCATIONS!!

[TomV8]

You are talking about tracks, and I have not even decided on what rear axle to run more or less even have an axle procured yet. Still building chassis and roll cage. Think this might be a 2 week before drag week car this year.
Tom

[quick 52]

Don't rush him u don't want it f--kup 3 year's in a row do u

[fast Ed]

They're all straight and the same length, what's the difference?? LOL


(Spoken by a road racer who is envious of the guys who have the cojones to run their cars through the brutality of Drag Week)



cheers
Ed

[DusterDj]

I'm with you on this... Standing by as usual...

[bulletproof]

im building off last years gassers rules....i hope they havent changed ....

[MR P-BODY]

Yep... just like being back in the military.... hurry up and WAIT.... waiting SUCKS

[BBR]

Don't rush him u don't want it f--kup 3 year's in a row do u

One man's f-up is another man's dream!

[lun40119]

I could f-up a wet dream!

I feeeeeeeex!!!

[38P]

I got the "itch", and NO penicillin will get it!!

Dadgum! Your DW experience must have been a lot more "intimate" than mine . . . .

(Mrs. Outsider has an iron-clad rule against that sort of fling)

[38P]

They're all straight and the same length, what's the difference??

Yep, the "Unknown, Unsponsored, Unmodified, Untuned" Storebought Mustang will look about the same in the fuzzy background at nearly any DW drag strip . . . .

[LAGNAF]

Dadgum! Your DW experience mush have been a lot more "intimate" than mine . . . .

(Mrs. Outsider has an iron-clad rule against that sort of fling)

DUDE.... that's nasty!! My dad rides with me!!! SICKO.

[38P]

DUDE.... that's nasty!! My dad rides with me!!! SICKO.

YIKES! My joke wasn't even thinking of something like that!

On the other hand, if one makes a statement about "itch" and "penicillin," a VD joke is plainly foreseeable.

Which reminds me of a film they showed us during high school. A repeated theme of the film, voiced by a somber narrator under film of a ticking stopwatch, was "Every six seconds, someone contracts a venereal disease."

They showed the film to a male-only audience of several hundred guys.

The first time the scene appeared, when the stopwatch hit 12 o'clock, some wiseguy in the darkness, yelled out "OUCH! OH! Laughter cascaded throughout the 1,500-seat auditorium.

The next time the scene appeared, twenty or thirty guys yelled "OW, OH, OUCH!" at 12 o'clock.

Each time the stopwatch scene ran, exponentially more guys yelped in imaginary agony.

By the end of the film, as soon as the stopwatch appeared on screen, hundreds of guys would start yelling in feigned pain, completely drowning out the somber narrator . . . .

[lun40119]

I got the itch at DW11 at Baby Dolls on Sunday night. Doc Mac took a real close look at it for me, and got me all fixed up!!!

Thanks a Bunch Doc!!!

[dougs67]

looks like jan 22nd was the track release date last year.. so hopefully its coming soon.. but reguardless of where it is i'll be there..