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  • Wisconsin Warning

    A.K.A. "You can't fix stupid"

    If anyone sees these two "Brainiac" cheeseheads while on tour--get away as fast as you can












    HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN ? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

    A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $62,500.00 (with monthly payments of $860.00).

    He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin .. It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.

    They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.

    Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.

    So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

    Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG.....???

    Let's talk about the dog: A highl y trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

    The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the
    dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.

    One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane.
    The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand n ew Navigator.

    The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.

    Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! !

    The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces.

    The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make the first of those $860.00 a month payments.

    The dog is okay. . .doing fine.

    And you thought Rednecks only lived in the South........




    Donna
    Williamston, MI
    Long Haul 2007,2008,2009,2010,2011 2012,2013,2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021

  • #2
    Re: Wisconsin Warning

    Thankfully idiots like that are the exception up here.
    Hauling ass & sucking gas are the best uses for a truck.

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    • #3
      Re: Wisconsin Warning

      This has been going around the 'net for a number of years now...
      LH '06, '07, '09, '14, '16, '17, '22 & '23 - SH '05, '08, '10, '11, '15 & '18

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      • #4
        Re: Wisconsin Warning

        Those guys were actually from Ill. The Ill folks like to spend their weekends in Northern WI.



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        • #5
          Re: Wisconsin Warning

          Were they wearing cheese heads they bought in Green Bay? ;D

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          • #6
            Re: Wisconsin Warning

            Originally posted by Leon
            Were they wearing cheese heads they bought in Green Bay? ;D
            I'm thinking they are the idiots that were running PMI in 2004 and screwed up everything.
            Hauling ass & sucking gas are the best uses for a truck.

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            • #7
              Re: Wisconsin Warning

              Those same guys must have the IQ of a couple of pretzels...because they've done the same thing here in Canada at least three times in the last 5 years.

              But it's a great story.
              Michael from Hampton Roads

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              • #8
                Re: Wisconsin Warning

                They recreated that on Mythbusters and it didn't work. Myth Busted

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                • #9
                  Re: Wisconsin Warning

                  Urban Legend

                  Did two men send a Jeep Cherokee to the bottom of a frozen lake during a duck-hunting mishap?
                  Non-denominational car nut.
                  Ten Time Long Hauler! 2001-2011
                  Do you go all the way?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Wisconsin Warning

                    everyone here knows duck season is not open in winter LOL sounds like a YOOPER story to me. :o

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                    • #11
                      Re: Wisconsin Warning

                      Originally posted by MIKEE
                      everyone here knows duck season is not open in winter LOL sounds like a YOOPER story to me. :o
                      That and us Wisconsin hunters would have a Beer somewhere in that story.

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