Things I am pondering today

[1956NY150]

Latest PATCH put down in FRONT of my House by Canadian Neighbor (Dale & Cobra)

I am pondering if i need to buy some bias ply's to return the favor

[Eliteman76]

I hate wearing ties. Completely blows golden goat.

[Pumpkin]

I hate wearing ties. Completely blows golden goat.

No sheep in Nebraska?

Is this an after picture from the "blows golden goat" event

[Eliteman76]

Ha. Nope. {At least I hope to hell I wasn't...but I have CRS, so who knows. Ask Mel!

And for some redirection:
CAPTION THIS!

[70chevyC-10]

Salmon Rushdie on Ecstasy - Muslims Gone Wild Vol. II

[Bucky67]

I hate wearing ties. Completely blows golden goat.

Ties aren't that bad, I have to wear one every single day of the week. They're kinda like being married; after a couple of years, you become numb to them, and ignore the fact that they are there. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

[elcaminogirl59]

Ha. Nope. {At least I hope to hell I wasn't...but I have CRS, so who knows. Ask Mel!

And for some redirection:
CAPTION THIS!

I'm not exactly super-model material, but if my ass was that big, I'd have to hang myself!!!!!!!!

[BluLightning]

I'm not exactly super-model material, but if my ass was that big, I'd have to hang myself!!!!!!!!

Now that is funny! Thanks Terri.

[street72]

Man,I wasn't touching THAT picture with your 10 ft pole...YIKES, that's a whole lot of drinking,and acid and some funny smokin stuff and then some more drinking..

[70chevyC-10]

Ties aren't that bad, I have to wear one every single day of the week. They're kinda like being married; after a couple of years, you become numb to them, and ignore the fact that they are there. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

Bucky you crack me up -

[63 falcon]

Ha. Nope. {At least I hope to hell I wasn't...but I have CRS, so who knows. Ask Mel!

And for some redirection:
CAPTION THIS!

No comment here !!!!!!!!!

[Eliteman76]

Ah, I was waiting for WhiteMonster to smack me upside the head for this one...LOL...

It's the little things in life.

Bucky, it was that sort of thinking that nearly lead to divorce...well, er, more like paying the GTS more attention than to Mel.
Then again, I technically am married to my car {I have a certificate of proof of this}

[STINEY]

Why is it that tall girls feel big because they are tall, and short girls only feel sexy if they wear 6" platform heels?

(kinda a weird observation I know, but my wife is 5'10" and I never have understood the hookers-on-platform-heel/shoe thing)

[Bucky67]

Ponder this for a moment, and Clint, I'm hoping you read this: Why is it that if I go to a "brand new" location to get a duplicate State of Alabama Drivers License, their preferred method of payment is as follows; Debit/Credit Cards or Check, absolutely no CASH. So, I'm thinking I'm good to go since my wallet was stolen, I have no debit/credit cards at all, no cash to withdraw since I'm still waiting for my replacement cards; but then, when I get to line to pay my $18.50 fee for replacing my license, the lady says "Sir, I'm so sorry but you're going to have to go to our main office off of Church St". I'm a little peeved wondering why she can't complete the transaction or give me an explanation other than, the computer is telling me that is where YOU have to go, but nonetheless, it's not her fault, so off I go. I finally arrive at the Drivers License Division and wait over two hours to be seen, when I go right through the same steps as before. I even ask the officers there, why did I have to come here, and NO ONE could give me a reason. I guess I was the "chosen one" This time I get to the point where I need to pay, and this office ONLY accepts Debit/Credit Cards or Cash, NO Checks.

Now, stay with me here, I don't want to lose any BangShifters. How can one division have two different standards for the SAME state? I'm a little baffled to say the least, so I ask the officer, "sir, if my wallet is stolen, I have no way to pull cash out because I have no debit/atm/credit cards, how on earth do you expect me to pay?" To my disbelief, he had no answer for me, he just reiterated that I needed cash, and maybe I could go to my bank to cash the check. Now, here's where it gets fun. Since I'm Military, I bank with USAA. If any of you have used them, heard of the, or know about them, they are primarily a Military Institution only, and they are based out of San Antonio. After explaining this to the officer, I felt as if I was talking to a brick wall and felt the only "logical" thing to do was kick this brick wall with my broken foot. Then he mentioned the idea of maybe going to Wal-Mart, or a grocery store to cash it for a small fee.

Now Ponder that thought for a moment; how am I supposed to cash a check, without a Drivers License?!?!?! What in the F*CK is wrong with the State of Alabama?!?!?!??!

[200WINS]

Ponder this for a moment, and Clint, I'm hoping you read this: Why is it that if I got to a "brand new" location to get a duplicate State of Alabama Drivers License, their preferred method of payment is as follows; Debit/Credit Cards or Check, absolutely no CASH. So, I'm thinking I'm good to go since my wallet was stolen, I have no debit/credit cards at all, no cash to withdraw since I'm still waiting for my replacement cards; but then, when I get to line to pay my $18.50 fee for replacing my license, the lady says "Sir, I'm so sorry but you're going to have to go to our main office off of Church St". I'm a little peeved wondering why she can't complete the transaction or give me an explanation other than, the computer is telling me that is where YOU have to go, but nonetheless, it's not her fault, so off I go. I finally arrive at the Drivers License Division and wait over two hours to be seen, when I go right through the same steps as before. I even ask the officers there, why did I have to come here, and NO ONE could give me a reason. I guess I was the "chosen one" This time I get to the point where I need to pay, and this office ONLY accepts Debit/Credit Cards or Cash, NO Checks.

Now, stay with me here, I don't want to lose any BangShifters. How can one division have two different standards for the SAME state? I'm a little baffled to say the least, so I ask the officer, "sir, if my wallet is stolen, I have no way to pull cash out because I have no debit/atm/credit cards, how on earth do you expect me to pay?" To my disbelief, he had no answer for me, he just reiterated that I needed cash, and maybe I could go to my bank to cash the check. Now, here's where it gets fun. Since I'm Military, I bank with USAA. If any of you have used them, heard of the, or know about them, they are primarily a Military Institution only, and they are based out of San Antonio. After explaining this to the officer, I felt as if I was talking to a brick wall. Then he throughout the idea of maybe going to Wal-Mart, or a grocery store to cash it for a fee.

Now Ponder that thought for a moment; how am I supposed to cash a check, without a Drivers License?!?!?! What in the F*CK is wrong with the State of Alabama?!?!?!??!

You just can't make this shit up!!! Good Luck Bucky.........