Re: Things I am pondering today
Tom, I am sorry as I didn't mean to offend and I wasn't talking about the tax rules themselves as much as the methods they use to determine what one owes.
Tie a string to your left index finger then run the string between your third and fourth toe on your right foot. While maintaining enough tension on the string to keep it straight and not allowing it to touch any other body parts determine the distance between the string and your genitals. If less than zero subtract 13 from the number of "partners" you have had during this tax year and multiply that number by the number of non Ford vehicles in your driveway to determine if you are qualified to take a mental health deduction.
I just get grumpy this time of year as I always get reminded by my uncle of how inconsiderate I am - the audacity of me squandering money on food and shealter that I could allow others to use as they see fit for the benevolence of people I don't know.
Bravo! ;D :D
;)
Originally posted by cstmwgn
Originally posted by arrowhead
not as effective as the drugs that the elected folks administer to themselves. At the risk of sounding like an apologist for the taxman, they are only trying to work with what they got which is crap tax legislation. The problem is with the lawmakers :-\
Originally posted by cstmwgn
What type of drugs do they administer to the people that create the worksheets for the IRS tax booklets?
Tie a string to your left index finger then run the string between your third and fourth toe on your right foot. While maintaining enough tension on the string to keep it straight and not allowing it to touch any other body parts determine the distance between the string and your genitals. If less than zero subtract 13 from the number of "partners" you have had during this tax year and multiply that number by the number of non Ford vehicles in your driveway to determine if you are qualified to take a mental health deduction.
I just get grumpy this time of year as I always get reminded by my uncle of how inconsiderate I am - the audacity of me squandering money on food and shealter that I could allow others to use as they see fit for the benevolence of people I don't know.
Bravo! ;D :D

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