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    These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:


    1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

    2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

    3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

    4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

    5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

    6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

    7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

    8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

    9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

    11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

    12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

    13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

    14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

    15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

    AND THE WINNER IS....

    16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
    2007 Power Tour Long Haul
    2008 Power Tour Long Haul
    2009 Canadian Points East Tour
    2009 Power Tour Michigan Stop
    2011 Power Tour Muskegeon & Detroit Stops
    2012 Power Tour Long Haul
    2012 Northeast Rod Run
    2013 Northeast Rod Run

  • #2
    lol. Those were good. I guess I have been lucky. I have a leadfoot and have been pulled over once and received just a warning.
    2006 HRPT LH
    2007 HRPT LH
    2011 Valdosta Stop

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    • #3
      Originally posted by LadyGT View Post
      lol. Those were good. I guess I have been lucky. I have a leadfoot and have been pulled over once and received just a warning.
      that's your back yard denise??
      2007 Power Tour Long Haul
      2008 Power Tour Long Haul
      2009 Canadian Points East Tour
      2009 Power Tour Michigan Stop
      2011 Power Tour Muskegeon & Detroit Stops
      2012 Power Tour Long Haul
      2012 Northeast Rod Run
      2013 Northeast Rod Run

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      • #4
        funny stuff...no speeding tickets yet in my lifetime

        Linda

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        • #5
          All i will say Linda is you better knock on some wood with what you have !
          Has anyone seen my fan?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 1cheapstreet View Post
            funny stuff...no speeding tickets yet in my lifetime

            Linda
            Let's hope we have not jinxed ourselves. lol.
            2006 HRPT LH
            2007 HRPT LH
            2011 Valdosta Stop

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LadyGT View Post
              lol. Those were good. I guess I have been lucky. I have a leadfoot and have been pulled over once and received just a warning.
              leadfoot it must be left foot because the right foot cant keep up ,remember Power Tour 2006

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 4dfide View Post
                All i will say Linda is you better knock on some wood with what you have !
                Gary you know that with a bright yellow car that makes as much noise as the Chevelle does, I have to keep it under control! (most times)

                Linda

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                • #9
                  If you want a ticket and not getting one

                  it is obvious

                  that u aren't driving fast enough

                  25 over should do it

                  if not step it up to
                  128 in a 45 zone
                  Kyle B.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 1956NY150 View Post
                    If you want a ticket and not getting one

                    it is obvious

                    that u aren't driving fast enough

                    25 over should do it

                    if not step it up to
                    128 in a 45 zone
                    Kyle B.
                    Now thats funny, Bob. See you at the beach.
                    OH YEAH
                    Long haul 07. 08. 10, 11, and 13. Looking forward to 2014

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                    • #11
                      My brother inlaw has one ticket for 92 in a 70,and for me I have gotten one for doing 80 in a 50.Good Luck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      Danny/Zachary
                      HRPT '08 LH, '09 Days 6 & 7, '10 LH

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                      • #12
                        That's why I like to go to Maxton! I beat Kyle's wimpy ass @ 132 mph, and didn't get a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!
                        Terri B. Long Hauler, Cars and Cones participant, Land Speed Racer
                        Want to know why I like wine? Have you ever thought about what fish do in water?!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 1956NY150 View Post
                          If you want a ticket and not getting one

                          it is obvious

                          that u aren't driving fast enough

                          25 over should do it

                          if not step it up to
                          128 in a 45 zone
                          Kyle B.
                          Nah, 90 in a 50 is plenty for a ticket and a ride in their car
                          Donna
                          Williamston, MI (Ohio too)
                          Long Haul 2007,2008,2009,2010,2011 2012,2013,2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by tunaboat View Post
                            leadfoot it must be left foot because the right foot cant keep up ,remember Power Tour 2006
                            That was because, at the time, I didn't have faith in the car or myself. That trip was definitely a learning experience for the both of us. I will be forever grateful to the Freaks who gave me support for the two tours we took.
                            2006 HRPT LH
                            2007 HRPT LH
                            2011 Valdosta Stop

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by elcaminogirl59 View Post
                              That's why I like to go to Maxton! I beat Kyle's wimpy ass @ 132 mph, and didn't get a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!
                              Yea, but I got to a meet a nice police officer,and make a donation?
                              Last edited by 63 falcon; May 27, 2011, 03:25 PM.
                              Danny/Zachary
                              HRPT '08 LH, '09 Days 6 & 7, '10 LH

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