Five rules to remember in life !

[Monster]

I stole this from Turk's FB page, fair and square ...


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastards name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

[Bob Holmes]

[Northeast Rod Run]

I stole this from Turk's FB page, fair and square ...


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastards name.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

I whole-heartedly believe in those two

[cobra]

i would like to add:
You better be tough if you are going to be stupid!

[Eliteman76]

I stole this from Turk's FB page, fair and square ...


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastards name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Nothing says we can add: High speed wreckless driving can in fact be heathly at times.

[Buckeye]

6. Don't talk to hookers with walkie talkie's
7. Don't wait to have fun till tomorrow, it may not come
8. "Beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer, never fear"
9. You might out run the cruiser but the radio is damn fast
10. There is nothing that can't be repaired in a Holiday Inn parking lot

[65 mustang]

6. Don't talk to hookers with walkie talkie's
7. Don't wait to have fun till tomorrow, it may not come
8. "Beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer, never fear"
9. You might out run the cruiser but the radio is damn fast
10. There is nothing that can't be repaired in a Holiday Inn parking lot

Or in a autozone parking lot.

[63 falcon]

You guys are just to funny.True but funny!!!!!

[hoofhearted]

how about Lifes too short, drink more beer. Unless you are turk then diet coke.

[Northeast Rod Run]

"Beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer, never fear"

Found out long, long ago... many times.... that this saying is a myth

i would like to add:
You better be tough if you are going to be stupid!

I always like "Stupidity should be painful"

[Bucky67]

I'm a big fan of #10, but I'm not sure why............. Ha Ha Ha!!!!

[cobra]

Found out long, long ago... many times.... that this saying is a myth



I always like "Stupidity should be painful"

either way...i just know that "pain" was the best teacher i ever had

[RAIV70Judge]

I'm a big fan of #10, but I'm not sure why............. Ha Ha Ha!!!!

I think I have a good idea why?????

[CLA55IC]

Bucky, we all know why.

[Jimsc52]

How about... "Power Tour with some friends can cure all"...