If Lohnes Doesn’t Lose It For This Ford F-800, There Is No Hope Left! Check Out That Bed!


If Lohnes Doesn’t Lose It For This Ford F-800, There Is No Hope Left! Check Out That Bed!

Brian Lohnes’ big truck kink has been exploited over and over again here on the pages of BangShift, and I’m not about to stop the fun. He can join Chad in making fun of the cars I like all he wants, but when I find things like this 1989 Ford F800, I can’t help myself. The bed alone in this thing could probably hold a similar vintage Ford Ranger and still have enough room to lie down and take a nap in. The 7.8L diesel inline-six would provide a reasonable amount of grunt and the 10-speed transmission would keep the man busy for days when he is able to play with his toys. 

He won’t win friends with any of his neighbors or any enviro-freaks, but he can rest assured that he could daily-drive the Big Red Ford daily with no issue. That actually gives me an idea…this truck needs one of those old-school bug deflectors with “CLIFFORD” across it. It’s the helpful big red truck! The kids would love it and when Kerri loses her mind at losing half the yard for parking space for the Ford, he could use it as a mobile camping station!

eBay Link: 1989 Ford F-800


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8 thoughts on “If Lohnes Doesn’t Lose It For This Ford F-800, There Is No Hope Left! Check Out That Bed!

  1. john

    Buy to identical campers…cut the door well of the first and the cab over of the second. Slide together and…duck tape. Case closed.

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    1. Ian

      Heck, you could put a standard camper over the front half of the bed and still have half the bed left for what ever stuff you find trawling junkyards. And probably pull a goose neck as well.

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  2. Brendan M

    Yeah… I don’t think Kerri would voluntarily surrender the whole driveway to that. Would make a cool April fools joke if he could borrow it.

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