Brian Lohnes’ big truck kink has been exploited over and over again here on the pages of BangShift, and I’m not about to stop the fun. He can join Chad in making fun of the cars I like all he wants, but when I find things like this 1989 Ford F800, I can’t help myself. The bed alone in this thing could probably hold a similar vintage Ford Ranger and still have enough room to lie down and take a nap in. The 7.8L diesel inline-six would provide a reasonable amount of grunt and the 10-speed transmission would keep the man busy for days when he is able to play with his toys.
He won’t win friends with any of his neighbors or any enviro-freaks, but he can rest assured that he could daily-drive the Big Red Ford daily with no issue. That actually gives me an idea…this truck needs one of those old-school bug deflectors with “CLIFFORD” across it. It’s the helpful big red truck! The kids would love it and when Kerri loses her mind at losing half the yard for parking space for the Ford, he could use it as a mobile camping station!