Full admittance: I am not a beer drinker. Not in any way, shape or form. I will end up sounding like Sam I Am’s friend from Green Eggs and Ham as I explain the situation…not in Germany, not in Ireland, not anywhere in the States, not on my worst day in Iraq. No beer for me. But I fully get that for plenty of you out there, that nothing is better on a hot day that a nice cold one straight out of the ice. Forget a soda, nothing will make you happier than a fresh barley pop on a hot day, right?

Y’all can thank Junkyard Digs for showing us Sick Puppies 4×4. These Aussies are all about off-roading and having a laugh or two along the way with the stuff they build and drive, like their “Beerbulance”, an early Nissan Pathfinder with part of the roof chopped off and a siren hooked up. These Hardbody-era Pathfinders, like the trucks, can take an absolute kicking and walk away as if you weren’t trying hard enough, so it’s a good choice for a beverage delivery service for some lonely dude who didn’t want to get his feet wet stepping out of a canoe into maybe knee-deep water to hike out for something to drink. Then again, would you just hop into the water anywhere in Australia at a whim?

Language warning: there’s a little bit of salty language involved. Mind the little ones.

Thanks to Kevin Brown for the tip!