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  • NightShifter

    #91
    04 for $1,350. Bad engine.

    Last edited by Guest; June 15, 2013, 06:53 PM.

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    • CDNtech
      Tire Chirper
      • Jan 2013
      • 57

      #92
      I have had nothing but problems working with the 5.4 triton motor. I always run a de-carbon process on the engine, then let it sit overnight with transfluid in each plug hole...
      give me a car and i will fix it!!!

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      • NightShifter

        #93
        Originally posted by CDNtech View Post
        I have had nothing but problems working with the 5.4 triton motor. I always run a de-carbon process on the engine, then let it sit overnight with transfluid in each plug hole...
        Ima just gonna wait for them to eject through the hood then claim it on my insurance...
        Last edited by Guest; June 15, 2013, 08:37 PM.

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        • Russell
          Legendary BangShifter
          • Oct 2009
          • 6528

          #94
          Originally posted by NightShifter View Post
          04 for $1,350. Bad engine.

          You just can't stay away from the exploders!
          http://www.bangshift.com/forum/forum...-consolidation
          1.54, 7.31 @ 94.14, 11.43 @ 118.95

          PB 60' 1.49
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          • NightShifter

            #95
            Originally posted by Russell View Post
            You just can't stay away from the exploders!
            The wife is thrilled...I'm not sure she realizes the truck is for her... it's a Polish thing.

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            • NightShifter

              #96
              I'll tell ya another thing....

              it's funny how this shit works.... http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...l=1#post777586

              I found that Explorer sitting in some dudes backyard the next day.

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              • NightShifter

                #97
                .... and speaking of ejecting shit through the hood.... 75 firebird formula - $1 (Yucca valley)

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                • Scott Liggett
                  No Life Outside BangShift.com
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 21561

                  #98
                  Originally posted by NightShifter View Post
                  .... and speaking of ejecting shit through the hood.... 75 firebird formula - $1 (Yucca valley)

                  I hate when people butcher their hoods like that.
                  BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver

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                  • NightShifter

                    #99
                    It's amazing how easy it looks once the engine is actually out...



                    .... and I'm pretty sure the 5.4 has nothing on the 4.0.



                    Front and rear timing chains.... Brilliant!

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                    • Russell
                      Legendary BangShifter
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 6528

                      #100
                      Originally posted by NightShifter View Post
                      Front and rear timing chains.... Brilliant!
                      I would have to guess some bean counter said it would save money. Only have to cast one head.
                      Last edited by Russell; June 18, 2013, 03:53 AM.
                      http://www.bangshift.com/forum/forum...-consolidation
                      1.54, 7.31 @ 94.14, 11.43 @ 118.95

                      PB 60' 1.49
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                      • NewEnglandRaceFan
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 2991

                        #101
                        Even if not ALL of them are true, funny as hell.

                        Eighth Place

                        In Chicago , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.



                        Seventh Place

                        A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who was "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.



                        Sixth Place



                        While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.



                        Fifth Place

                        Santiago

                        Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.



                        Fourth Place



                        Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.



                        Third Place



                        After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.



                        The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.



                        HONORABLE MENTION

                        Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 a.m. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.



                        RUNNER UP

                        Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 a.m. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.



                        AND THE WINNER IS...

                        Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.



                        The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves - Shit happens.

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                        • NightShifter

                          #102
                          Back In Mi a guy made the paper trying to pull his buddy out of the mud. The tow strap came undone and the hook went through his back window killing him deader than shit.

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                          • Russell
                            Legendary BangShifter
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 6528

                            #103
                            You going to part out the Sport to see how much of your $1350 you can get back, or just crush it?
                            http://www.bangshift.com/forum/forum...-consolidation
                            1.54, 7.31 @ 94.14, 11.43 @ 118.95

                            PB 60' 1.49
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                            • NightShifter

                              #104
                              Originally posted by Russell View Post
                              You going to part out the Sport to see how much of your $1350 you can get back, or just crush it?
                              I'll probably strip anything useful, run an ad for a couple days on whatever's left, then send to the scrapyard. After pricing engines this was my best option.

                              I could have done a junkyard motor but to me it wasn't worth the risk when I know beyond a doubt I'm sitting on an engine that has a lot of life left in it.
                              Last edited by Guest; June 19, 2013, 07:10 AM.

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                              • Russell
                                Legendary BangShifter
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 6528

                                #105
                                Originally posted by NightShifter View Post
                                I'll probably strip anything useful, run an ad for a couple days on whatever's left, then send to the scrapyard. After pricing engines this was my best option.

                                I could have done a junkyard motor but to me it wasn't worth the risk when I know beyond a doubt I'm sitting on an engine that has a lot of life left in it.
                                I would have done the same thing a flipped exploder can only be worth so much! Does the sport have the disc brake 8.8 with 3.73 and trac loc? someone might want that.
                                http://www.bangshift.com/forum/forum...-consolidation
                                1.54, 7.31 @ 94.14, 11.43 @ 118.95

                                PB 60' 1.49
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