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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542

    #1

    NOT a Real Smart Ad

    Who's got an international calling plan? Let's call John and pretend to be the cops down at the station....that would be a hoot!

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  • JOES66FURY
    Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
    • Jun 2009
    • 12184

    #2
    dat guy der is speshul....
    If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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    • Dan Barlow
      ZF6 Bangshifter
      • Dec 2007
      • 10603

      #3
      Originally posted by peewee View Post
      Who's got an international calling plan? Let's call John and pretend to be the cops down at the station....that would be a hoot!

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      We need Super to weigh in on this one . But I'm going to say it wouldn't hold up in court. He wasn't under oath. I'm saying it's just hear say.
      Previously HoosierL98GTA

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      • pdub
        Colonel Turd Nugget
        • Oct 2009
        • 24542

        #4
        Originally posted by HoosierL98GTA View Post
        We need Super to weigh in on this one . But I'm going to say it wouldn't hold up in court. He wasn't under oath. I'm saying it's just hear say.
        Wow, I'd love to call that number - "Hello John, this is Lieutenant Blabdonavich at the 5th Precinct - I understand you have a really fast motorcycle for sale. Where were you last Thursday night about 9:28 p.m.? Someone matching your description on a motorcycle like yours was speeding and one of our officers was in pursuit and lost control and ran through a fence into a graveyard. We'd like for you to come down to the station and discuss the value of that patrol car, if you are willing to cooperate...."

        Ohhhh man, that would be fun.
        Last edited by pdub; June 19, 2013, 01:41 PM.
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        • Barry Donovan
          No Life Outside BangShift.com
          • Jul 2009
          • 16928

          #5
          won't ever hold up. anyone can say anything.
          in fact an audi wagon just went by around 60-70 on my 25mph road.
          anyway..

          Fall of 1996. evenings were getting cold.
          I was on a maine highway late at night, fresh after a build. My very first shake-a-mobile-home-park v8.

          12 seconds after needle buried (that is how us 70s and 80s hot rodders drove with 85-110 mph speedometers), and about 3000 rpm climbed beyond its limits..
          the sway of the chattering limited rear end told me around 150..it goes away around 160...just.. need... to.. get.. to.. 160.
          like a brick wall around that speed. No wonder they want 600hp today.

          two cops in the median. A quick glimpse like a photo.. I was trucking along. I let it keep climbing. 7 minutes approx. 15 miles, off an exit ramp and never seen again. I needed 1.5 miles to slow down.

          To really add to no proof. I saw the blue lights go farther and farther away.

          sold the car for $200.

          I stretched the wheelbase, and crushed the crank journal. Never broke a rod.

          That one trip added to my own secrets of speed. I let the facts sit in my eyes when someone bullshits a similar story.
          Last edited by Barry Donovan; June 19, 2013, 02:47 PM.
          Previously boxer3main
          the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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          • Scott Liggett
            No Life Outside BangShift.com
            • Oct 2007
            • 21561

            #6
            Moron probably posted videos of his felonies on Youtube as well.
            BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver

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            • Dan Barlow
              ZF6 Bangshifter
              • Dec 2007
              • 10603

              #7
              Originally posted by Scott Liggett View Post
              Moron probably posted videos of his felonies on Youtube as well.
              N ow that would be proof. I remember awhile back some clown trying to sell a twin turbo vette with a you tube video. Don't turn out too well for him.
              Previously HoosierL98GTA

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