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  • #16
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    Why does a NASCAR race need a animated gofer?

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    • #17
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      I wish the dog would quit licking itself, where's my shoe.

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      • #18
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        Originally posted by Bamfster
        If God is love, and love is blind, does that mean Ray Charles is God?


        I never get tired of using this little gem.....Ray Charles RIP

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        • #19
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          What is the Universe expanding into?

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          • #20
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            Originally posted by Fordplay0621
            What is the Universe expanding into?
            A giant cosmic Honda 550

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            • #21
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              Originally posted by THUNDERBIRD86
              Why do I live some ware I can only race half the year?
              X2 because thats all we can afford.

              Why is beat juice so danged sticky?

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              • #22
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                Why aren't our kids being taught to read and write in school?
                It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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                • #23
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                  lazy teachers

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                  • #24
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                    Originally posted by 98ciHemi
                    Originally posted by THUNDERBIRD86
                    Why do I live some ware I can only race half the year?
                    X2 because thats all we can afford.

                    Why is beat juice so danged sticky?

                    I hope you mean beet juice cause the first thing that popped into my head was nasty.

                    So how can life suck so bad and be so great at the same time
                    Cognizant Dissident

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                    • #25
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                      Texting looks like a pain in the ass and is expensive, why not just call? It is a phone for cryin' out loud.
                      Busted down to regular Bangshifter

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                      • #26
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                        if a zebra runs fast enough will it look gray?

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                        • #27
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                          If Progessive Insurance has a Dave aisle, I wonder whats in the Jerry aisle?

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                          • #28
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                            My wife is 5'10, 135lbs, and is ALWAYS Fking freezing!! Why?!
                            Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                            "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                            • #29
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                              I hope someone buys some of the crap that we build at work soon, or I
                              am going to have to get a another job!!!! :-[ not having a job would
                              not be cool, im fat I can live quite a while without food!!! the good
                              lord always provides :D :D :D!!!!!
                              COBEY..... franklin, kansas

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                              • #30
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                                I was looking at a bunch of pictures today and wondered why my wife married me, she is one fine woman.
                                Busted down to regular Bangshifter

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