The Most Chemically Absorbent Part of a Man's Body

[pdub]

I never knew or had heard of this interesting (and very pertinent) fact. I spent all day today in a training class about Hazard Mapping. You draw a picture of an equipment area and you identify all of the hazards - pinch points, electrical, chemicals, other physical hazards (high work, falls, etc.) and you just lay it all out. It's a great visual for anybody working in an unfamiliar area.

They've got a two-hour module about how to draw the map (color codes for the different hazards, hazard ranking 1-4, etc), but we're into the 12-hour version. A day and a half.

So for time filler, I think they went down some side roads. You can get a chemical on your skin, whatever chemical. The absorption rate varies drastically depending on what part of your body is doused with it. The feet and the hands, low absorption rate. The forehead, high absorption rate.

This is no joke, we made a lot of jokes about it today, but presented as fact in the training session.

The highest absorption rate on a male's body is the scrotum. 100 times higher than the lowest absorption rate, on other parts of the body. One HUNDRED TIMES HIGHER. So if you get some junk on your junk, you're in for a really bad day. And wash your hands BEFORE going to the can if you work around chemicals. That was the message.

PSA, I never knew that. Told for the truth.

[studemax]

That is interesting.
Explains why my little brother was ruined for the rest of the day after he put shaving lotion on his scrotum while prepping for a date....

[pdub]

That is interesting.
Explains why my little brother was ruined for the rest of the day after he put shaving lotion on his scrotum while prepping for a date....

I don't think I'dda told that, not even on Little Brother, but it's bound to be true if he actually did that.

[JamesMayberryIII]

I never knew or had heard of this interesting (and very pertinent) fact. I spent all day today in a training class about Hazard Mapping. You draw a picture of an equipment area and you identify all of the hazards - pinch points, electrical, chemicals, other physical hazards (high work, falls, etc.) and you just lay it all out. It's a great visual for anybody working in an unfamiliar area.

They've got a two-hour module about how to draw the map (color codes for the different hazards, hazard ranking 1-4, etc), but we're into the 12-hour version. A day and a half.

So for time filler, I think they went down some side roads. You can get a chemical on your skin, whatever chemical. The absorption rate varies drastically depending on what part of your body is doused with it. The feet and the hands, low absorption rate. The forehead, high absorption rate.

This is no joke, we made a lot of jokes about it today, but presented as fact in the training session.

The highest absorption rate on a male's body is the scrotum. 100 times higher than the lowest absorption rate, on other parts of the body. One HUNDRED TIMES HIGHER. So if you get some junk on your junk, you're in for a really bad day. And wash your hands BEFORE going to the can if you work around chemicals. That was the message.

PSA, I never knew that. Told for the truth.

I don't find this shocking, not at all.. if you go down the list..
parts subjected to hard use or sunlight/etc.. don't suck up crap as fast. as your junk that is protected 24/7/365.. and is the area that has to get heat away from your family jewels as fast as they can to keep on making the soup..

I'd bet the skin on a bald person has a lower absorption rate, than a head with full long hair and that the darker the hair the more absorption it'll have over lighter colored that might not have filtered the sun rays as well..

[studemax]

I don't think I'dda told that, not even on Little Brother, but it's bound to be true if he actually did that.

Even an ice bag for a couple hours couldn't reduce the burn. He was tender for several days. I laughed like hell.

[pdub]

Even an ice bag for a couple hours couldn't reduce the burn. He was tender for several days. I laughed like hell.

Well, now we have a legitimate reason for the outcome. I never knew that before today, never did. All I knew was, don't mess with my balls. Stay away from them with hard objects going a high rate of speed, but I had no idea about chemicals.

[Deaf Bob]

All you fathers with daughters at the dating age, dip your hand in muscle soreness medicine and spread some on"Romeo" s junk..
Your daughter will remain a virgin!

[pdub]

All you fathers with daughters at the dating age, dip your hand in muscle soreness medicine and spread some on"Romeo" s junk..

DB, Does Romeo let you do that? HHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

[JamesMayberryIII]

All you fathers with daughters at the dating age, dip your hand in muscle soreness medicine and spread some on"Romeo" s junk..
Your daughter will remain a virgin!

myth

[Deaf Bob]

DB, Does Romeo let you do that? HHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

No.. Catch him unawares.. Jam laddened hand down and out and watch him dance himself breathless!
Little bit goes a looong ways! Hell! You see pants kids wear nowadays.. No problem finding space for my fat hand!

[Deaf Bob]

myth

No girl is going to let a Tiger Balmed ball sack slap her cooze!

[Barry Donovan]

There was reason to believe a bunch of us were exposed to a gulf war plane..
sarin or whatever the theory.

dirt kept replicating, nuclear strength bond..
I approached a b2 bomber that did this..

Anyway, that was the embarrassing question.
blisters on the scrotum, or thick substance?
blisters base of backbone?

a check of white part of our eyes...

I won't reveal what my answers were, but I never forgot the approach to analyzing a hit.
We were animal enough if to lose an arm we'd ghost limb and have to look down later wondering where it went.


valid questions.. about your junk.

[1badmonkey]

All you fathers with daughters at the dating age, dip your hand in muscle soreness medicine and spread some on"Romeo" s junk..
Your daughter will remain a virgin!

probably not the chemicals, but more likely, the fact that the dad would grab his junk.... yep would have chased me away....

[1badmonkey]

and let me add, ewwwwwww

[JamesMayberryIII]

No girl is going to let a Tiger Balmed ball sack slap her cooze!

No girl is going to let a dad near a guy if he is going after his junk..