Own the board

[98ciHemi]

Re: Own the board

I also will stand in the way of any attemp take over this board. You will have to get through me and my mighty Escort before you get to Brian or chad. In support of my beloved leaders, I will even post pictures of wierd old tractors and oddball engines and stuff like that next weekend! (buckley old engine show) Down the revolution! Up the RPM!

-Walt

[dulcich]

Re: Own the board

We will give you an afgahn....

Throw in a septor and I will wear it proudly as emperor of Bang Shift. Joe, with that offer, I'm considering you in. Brian there is a storm a brewin'.

Steve, let's be honest here. You are not mentally sound enough to operate this place. If you would like to be appointed Emperor of Bang Shift we can do that, but realize there are duties attached to the position. The first will be to take out the Burger King and Mayor McCheese. Those two guys have been bothering Chad and I since the inception of this little corner of the web. If you can complete that task we'll have some additional "jobs" for you to complete.

Essentially you would be the leader of our new military wing. Play your cards right and there may even be a tank involved...or an old F600. We'll get into details later on.

Brian

Mentally sound enough for BS.com? Is this an attempt to create confusion through the use of a nonsensical argument. Bwahaha; I laugh and mock your weakness of wit. Appointed emperor? Apparently you fail to see that I intend to seize the board. I've already demonstrated the power by "owning" the General Board. Give me "duties" "task" "jobs"? You must not understand, as Emperor of the Board, I will be calling the shots. I already have STD, JOE66, rightpedal, BBM, Mr4sp, Reb, and there are many others.

88monte, I see you too have "owned the board", but I was the first to have "owned" it. Join the revolution.

I also will stand in the way of any attemp take over this board. You will have to get through me and my mighty Escort before you get to Brian or chad. In support of my beloved leaders, I will even post pictures of wierd old tractors and oddball engines and stuff like that next weekend! (buckley old engine show) Down the revolution! Up the RPM!

-Walt

Stand in my way with a 98-cube four?? Step aside, child; join our growing ranks or face doom.
-dulcich

[fine59]

Re: Own the board

Sounds like a little Watering boarding and a stint in Gitmo is in order here.

[fine59]

Re: Own the board

Bailiff......whack his pee pee

[dulcich]

Re: Own the board

Sounds like a little Watering boarding and a stint in Gitmo is in order here.

This has gotten so much bigger than me as an individual. Brian, you are just going to have to listen to the members and abide by the wishes of the masses. Even if it should pass that you do lose the board to me, I still honor your accomplishments here.
-dulcich

[milner351]

Re: Own the board

hm....

I say we settle this the way any good BSer would....

with an acceleration contest!

or maybe a tractor pull?

how 'bout arm wrestling?

[dulcich]

Re: Own the board

hm....

I say we settle this the way any good BSer would....

with an acceleration contest!

or maybe a tractor pull?

how 'bout arm wrestling?

Milner, I knew you were on my side. Drag race - the Javelin's- no threat; Tractor pull, I have a 1066 and a 4430 either of which would crush Brian's puny lawn tractor; arm wrestling - I've already taken out Chad. The people's unrest is growing.
-dulcich

[oldsman496]

Re: Own the board

???

[Mr4Speed]

Re: Own the board

I'm Bruab's spy. (don't tell Dulcich)

Bailiff......whack his pee pee

I just about crapped myself-perfect! :D

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Own the board

Steve, your faux revolution is akin to Somali pirates trying to take over a tanker, 'cept we got guns, and jugs full of our urine he heave at you (Guys, we do all have the jugs of urine....or is that just me....maybe I should have kept that part to myself). Either way, urine or not, you need to turn your dinghy back towards the shore. This mother has a deck gun.




Brian

[Monk]

Re: Own the board

Warning....

all traitors will be strapped naked
to a pole in the barnyard with a
new born calf

not a pretty way to go

[dulcich]

Re: Own the board

Steve, your faux revolution is akin to Somali pirates trying to take over a tanker, 'cept we got guns, and jugs full of our urine he heave at you (Guys, we do all have the jugs of urine....or is that just me....maybe I should have kept that part to myself). Either way, urine or not, you need to turn your dinghy back towards the shore. This mother has a deck gun.




Brian

Brian, oh you can be so vile. Fine, I've decided to let you keep your board... I really didn't want it anyway.
-dulcich

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Own the board

Steve, you can attend the BS-fest at Beaver Springs Dragway in October and you can sign the surrender papers at the starting line.

No worries.

Brian

[dulcich]

Re: Own the board

Steve, you can attend the BS-fest at Beaver Springs Dragway in October and you can sign the surrender papers at the starting line.

No worries.

Brian

Okay, Brian, you may have won this little battle, but don't for a minute rest easy in the belief that you have won the war.
-dulcich

[98ciHemi]

Re: Own the board

We will give you an afgahn....

Throw in a septor and I will wear it proudly as emperor of Bang Shift. Joe, with that offer, I'm considering you in. Brian there is a storm a brewin'.

Steve, let's be honest here. You are not mentally sound enough to operate this place. If you would like to be appointed Emperor of Bang Shift we can do that, but realize there are duties attached to the position. The first will be to take out the Burger King and Mayor McCheese. Those two guys have been bothering Chad and I since the inception of this little corner of the web. If you can complete that task we'll have some additional "jobs" for you to complete.

Essentially you would be the leader of our new military wing. Play your cards right and there may even be a tank involved...or an old F600. We'll get into details later on.

Brian

Mentally sound enough for BS.com? Is this an attempt to create confusion through the use of a nonsensical argument. Bwahaha; I laugh and mock your weakness of wit. Appointed emperor? Apparently you fail to see that I intend to seize the board. I've already demonstrated the power by "owning" the General Board. Give me "duties" "task" "jobs"? You must not understand, as Emperor of the Board, I will be calling the shots. I already have STD, JOE66, rightpedal, BBM, Mr4sp, Reb, and there are many others.

88monte, I see you too have "owned the board", but I was the first to have "owned" it. Join the revolution.

I also will stand in the way of any attemp take over this board. You will have to get through me and my mighty Escort before you get to Brian or chad. In support of my beloved leaders, I will even post pictures of wierd old tractors and oddball engines and stuff like that next weekend! (buckley old engine show) Down the revolution! Up the RPM!

-Walt

Stand in my way with a 98-cube four?? Step aside, child; join our growing ranks or face doom.
-dulcich

Fine, I stand in your way not with a 98 ci four, but with a 98ci 4, a partially assembled 116 ci 4, and a 445 ci V8.

-Walt