In 5 Words or Less

**silver_bullet** · February 20, 2014, 03:21 AM

For shopping mall security officers...

**oletrux4evr** · February 20, 2014, 06:05 AM

like mini-cruisers with lights....

**silver_bullet** · February 20, 2014, 03:44 PM

and Segways for those who

**Big Dave** · February 21, 2014, 04:48 AM

are too fat and lazy......

**Gregg68** · February 21, 2014, 05:18 AM

to get a real job

**oletrux4evr** · February 21, 2014, 05:58 AM

and would rather drive faster...

**Gregg68** · February 21, 2014, 12:25 PM

than Segways or golfcarts permit.

**70chevyC-10** · February 21, 2014, 01:51 PM

with or without supervision of

**silver_bullet** · February 21, 2014, 05:41 PM

a responsible party who would

**Gregg68** · February 21, 2014, 07:28 PM

make them do rigorous calisthenics

**oletrux4evr** · February 22, 2014, 01:14 PM

just like a high school...

**silver_bullet** · February 22, 2014, 02:37 PM

except with no cheerleaders to

**Gregg68** · February 22, 2014, 05:15 PM

not go out with them.

**Big Dave** · February 23, 2014, 02:31 AM

So they remain without companionship........

**oletrux4evr** · February 23, 2014, 06:44 AM

or dates. The racers, over...

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