Nearly Salacious Protein

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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542

    #1

    Nearly Salacious Protein

    We had a charcoal smoker for a whole lot of years. I'd drag it out from underneath the house maybe once a year, after I eventually forgot how much trouble it was. The "thermometer" on it read in a range like "Cool," Medium," and "Really Hot." That's all you had to go by. And good luck controlling the heat with 8 pounds of charcoal in there, there's no way. And then you have to leave it out in the yard for about a week to make sure the fire is out, it takes days to go away. That thing went out by the street some days ago and the dumpster divers got it real quick.

    The gas smoker is the cat's meow. The thing is a mighty cool tool. You twist a knob and say "I want 250 degrees," and it actually does it. Exhibit A, Mesquite smoked chicken quarters. Yum yum yum!
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  • studemax
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    • Nov 2007
    • 6481

    #2
    You sure that's the word you want to use, P?
    Salacious usually refers to dirty sex.
    Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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    • pdub
      Colonel Turd Nugget
      • Oct 2009
      • 24542

      #3
      Originally posted by studemax View Post
      You sure that's the word you want to use, P?
      Salacious usually refers to dirty sex.
      Yep. I chose it carefully. And I said "nearly." That's how dadgum good that meat is. Those chickens didn't give their life in vain. YUM. Nom nom nom nom.
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      • pdub
        Colonel Turd Nugget
        • Oct 2009
        • 24542

        #4
        I think we need some ilk here. I'm all excited about the gas smoker, if nobody can tell. I think I'll cook breakfast on it. And maybe some ice cream too. That'll be a bit of a challenge, the ice cream. But I think it'll do it. And I don't even like ice cream. Well, not a much as beer anyhow. Just sayin.'
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        • Barry Donovan
          No Life Outside BangShift.com
          • Jul 2009
          • 16928

          #5
          the gas smoker is great, as long as the air around it is good.
          My parents play around with that stuff, the coal and now gas.

          Can't say as the taste of paint and mouse butt, from who knows what houses eve that likes attacking the "ane"-uhl in propane...but, good effort anyway.
          The building I am in just got some large propane frunaces, very modern.. something very smart in recycling or where it lets btus go, static pressures etc.
          who knew propane responded to recycle..

          no matter the fuel, it needs pure air without a dump site in 400 square miles.
          Last edited by Barry Donovan; November 29, 2014, 04:50 AM.
          Previously boxer3main
          the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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          • pdub
            Colonel Turd Nugget
            • Oct 2009
            • 24542

            #6
            I'm now a gas smoker salesman. Go get one, I believe in it. Even though I don't have a dog in the hunt at all. Satisfied consumer. Very.

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