Dan has left the building - let's talk about him

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  • Deaf Bob
    No Life Outside BangShift.com
    • Feb 2012
    • 19255

    #16
    I'm supposed to rendezvouz with him in a few days.... In a tourist town...on the coast.... Now I'm WORRIED my privacy will be violated by black SUV's following me everywhere...

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    • STINEY
      Dirt Path Taker
      • Dec 2007
      • 8613

      #17
      No black SUVs Bob, but you might notice an increase in hummingbird/mosquito activity.
      Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.

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      • milner351
        No Life Outside BangShift.com
        • Nov 2007
        • 16033

        #18
        Oh he's got a garage - we've seen it in his mezanine thread - but I don't recall seeing comi flag tacked up anywhere.....
        There's always something new to learn.

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        • JOES66FURY
          Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
          • Jun 2009
          • 12184

          #19
          Originally posted by milner351 View Post
          Oh he's got a garage - we've seen it in his mezanine thread - but I don't recall seeing comi flag tacked up anywhere.....
          Thats because he keeps a small one folded up in his breast pocket...close to his heart....If he is a commie and did work for the EPA I bet he is the one soley responsible for the hot rod killing emission requirements we enjoyed in the 70;s and 80;s!!!
          If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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          • 1trickpony
            Superhero BangShifter
            • Jun 2010
            • 1102

            #20
            I think the mezzanine thread was a diversion from what's really going on in that shop.
            Jeff
            Follow My Build

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            • milner351
              No Life Outside BangShift.com
              • Nov 2007
              • 16033

              #21
              well - he lived in ann arbor for several years - so - I suppose anything is possible.
              There's always something new to learn.

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              • JOES66FURY
                Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
                • Jun 2009
                • 12184

                #22
                A little bird told me he had something to do with the demise of Hostess....he couldnt eat twinkies anymore so he spun up the unions to ensure they wouldnt agree to the terms Hostess put on the table
                If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                • pdub
                  Colonel Turd Nugget
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 24542

                  #23
                  Originally posted by JOES66FURY View Post
                  A little bird told me he had something to do with the demise of Hostess....he couldnt eat twinkies anymore so he spun up the unions to ensure they wouldnt agree to the terms Hostess put on the table
                  I don't know about Twinkies, but he's a pack rat. Right in front of me, he tried to run the mile with a thousand flashlight batteries, a half ton of traveling stuff and a washing machine in the cab of "Truck." Disqualified at the start line. You can't run with all that stuff in the cab.

                  He was gonna make up for it, though. A 5-ton diesel pickup truck with two tons of dunnage in the cab....he folded back the side mirrors to get some aerodynamic advantage. I have video of that if anybody want to see it.
                  Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                  • SuperBuickGuy
                    No Life Outside BangShift.com
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 32251

                    #24
                    Originally posted by peewee View Post
                    I don't know about Twinkies, but he's a pack rat. Right in front of me, he tried to run the mile with a thousand flashlight batteries, a half ton of traveling stuff and a washing machine in the cab of "Truck." Disqualified at the start line. You can't run with all that stuff in the cab.

                    He was gonna make up for it, though. A 5-ton diesel pickup truck with two tons of dunnage in the cab....he folded back the side mirrors to get some aerodynamic advantage. I have video of that if anybody want to see it.
                    So what you're saying is the government is sponsoring his destruction of other people's LSRs? and here I thought he was a nice guy - thanks for setting me straight Pdub
                    Doing it all wrong since 1966

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                    • pdub
                      Colonel Turd Nugget
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 24542

                      #25
                      You're going to make me do it aren't ya?

                      Okay, here it is. Watch the first minute and a half or so. It tells the story, no description needed. I love recycling this one:

                      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                      • Monk
                        Legendary BangShifter
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 6722

                        #26
                        He and ME are probably doin their version of American Picker's trip
                        Thom

                        "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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                        • pdub
                          Colonel Turd Nugget
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 24542

                          #27
                          Think they'll come back with a gas station sign?
                          Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                          • SuperBuickGuy
                            No Life Outside BangShift.com
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 32251

                            #28
                            Originally posted by peewee View Post
                            Think they'll come back with a gas station sign?
                            more likely a tattoo'd receptionist
                            Doing it all wrong since 1966

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                            • pdub
                              Colonel Turd Nugget
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 24542

                              #29
                              Originally posted by SuperBuickGuy View Post
                              more likely a tattoo'd receptionist
                              But she's got everybody's phone number. She'll call Dan and say, "I've got a lead for ya....."
                              Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                              • pdub
                                Colonel Turd Nugget
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 24542

                                #30
                                I think if we didn't all love Dan so much, this thread woulda never happened.

                                He's gonna hate all of us when he gets to a motel with a working computer in the lobby....
                                Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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