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  • SuperBuickGuy
    No Life Outside BangShift.com
    • Jan 2008
    • 32150
    #1

    Dan has left the building - let's talk about him

    Soooo... for those who missed the news. We've received proof that Dan is a manley man because he had access to top-secret stuff while working at the EPA


    But it does beg the question - is this the secret to his longevity, niceness, and need for speed?
    What say you?
    Doing it all wrong since 1966
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    • JOES66FURY
      Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
      • Jun 2009
      • 12184
      #2
      Working for the EPA he probably had some other "FED" friends and payed them off to have some experimental work on him...Think the 6 Million Dollar Man....
      If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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        • SuperBuickGuy
          No Life Outside BangShift.com
          • Jan 2008
          • 32150
          #3
          He does bear a striking resemblance to Lee Majors, wonder if he dated Farrah too?
          Last edited by SuperBuickGuy; June 6, 2013, 10:08 AM.
          Doing it all wrong since 1966

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            • pdub
              Colonel Turd Nugget
              • Oct 2009
              • 24542
              #4
              That tan-brown thing far left margin...if that's not a dentist's chair, it's missing a good chance to be.
              Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                • rightpedal
                  Superhero BangShifter
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 1258
                  #5
                  No no no no you have it all wrong... He is the guy they modeled "the most interesting man in the world after"
                  Well I have stopped buying stuff for cars I don't own. Is that a step in the right or wrong direction?

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                    • Caveman Tony
                      Superhero BangShifter
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 1544
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SuperBuickGuy View Post
                      He does bear a striking resemblance to Lee Majors, wonder if he dated Farrah too?
                      LOL... Ya, except Lee Majors is like a foot taller.
                      Yes, I'm a CarJunkie... How many times would YOU rebuild the same engine before getting a crate motor?




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                        • Monster
                          Administrator
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 25562
                          #7
                          Originally posted by SuperBuickGuy View Post
                          Wonder if he dated Farrah too?
                          Farrah wouldn't have anything to do with him and if she did, ME would kick her butt !!!

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                            • Dan Barlow
                              ZF6 Bangshifter
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 10585
                              #8
                              All I got to say is Farrah is dead. She'll not be kicking anyones butt.
                              Previously HoosierL98GTA

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                                • Dan Barlow
                                  ZF6 Bangshifter
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 10585
                                  #9
                                  Oh and he is a guy that loves half breed diesel trucks. Dodge / Cummins , Chevy / Mercedes.
                                  Previously HoosierL98GTA

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                                    • nesabo
                                      Legendary BangShifter
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 4288
                                      #10
                                      I think Si and Dan are related.
                                      Neal

                                      Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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                                        • JOES66FURY
                                          Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 12184
                                          #11
                                          I hear rumors that he is an undercover agent for the FBI whose been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan
                                          If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                                            • milner351
                                              No Life Outside BangShift.com
                                              • Nov 2007
                                              • 16033
                                              #12
                                              'cept Dan is not a faithful follower of brother John Birch.
                                              There's always something new to learn.

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                                                • JOES66FURY
                                                  Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                  • 12184
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by milner351 View Post
                                                  'cept Dan is not a faithful follower of brother John Birch.


                                                  So, he doesnt belong to the Antioch Baptist Church? And does he REALLY got a garage, we should call his home and ask his wife
                                                  If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                                                    • 1trickpony
                                                      Superhero BangShifter
                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                      • 1102
                                                      #14
                                                      Could the "EPA" just be a cover up for a different 3 lettered government agency?


                                                      He knows so much. Just saying.
                                                      Jeff
                                                      Follow My Build

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                                                        • pdub
                                                          Colonel Turd Nugget
                                                          • Oct 2009
                                                          • 24542
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by 1trickpony View Post
                                                          Could the "EPA" just be a cover up for a different 3 lettered government agency?


                                                          He knows so much. Just saying.
                                                          Actually Dan is/was an employee of the IKS. That's such a secret that nobody even knows it exists. The acronym stands for I Know Secrets.

                                                          Plus, he's the shortest bald guy I know. Not a bad resume for somebody so old. Even older than I am.
                                                          Last edited by pdub; June 7, 2013, 08:40 AM.
                                                          Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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