Abcde: What's in a name?

[74NovaMan]

My elementary school principal was Harold Buns.

[Gateclyve Photographic]

My elementary school principal was Harold Buns.

One of my elementary school principals was Mr. Boring. Our school had a "boys room" with no dividers between the commodes and urinals. And apparently it didn't have a faculty-only pooper . . .

One day, Mr. Boring was droppin' a deuce when a group of us entered. "Hi boys. How are you doing?" He said.

"Uh . . cough . . , mmm . . . . [chortle] . . OK . . [snort] . . " .

We all skedaddled, trying to suppress our laughter. We never quite viewed Mr. Boring the same ever again.

[70chevyC-10]

I still laugh at the prank in the movie Porky's I think. Caller asks girl at Drive-in to have Mike Hunt paged - sounds simple but say it phonetically. And she did, over and over, louder and louder.

[Markmx6]

I had a friend named Tim Hawk, I found out he has a cousin with the same last name but his name was Michael. He actually enjoyed the name though, especially online...

[RockJustRock]

Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley had a cousin named Ennis.