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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542
    #1

    Public Service Announcement

    Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? No doubt you're wondering now. Have a nice day!

    Always remember to wash your hands after handling money!
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
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    • TC
      Banned
      • Nov 2007
      • 11805
      #2
      Ass Pennies??

      That Page Does Not Exist! Error 404 | Comedy Central
      http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies
      Sorry the video or page cannot be found. The page may have been removed, had its name changed, or is just temporarily unavailable. Please use search or visit our home page. Thank you.


      You may never what your change back after watching this........
      Last edited by TC; July 4, 2011, 12:05 PM.

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        • TheSilverBuick
          ALMOST Spidey !
          • Nov 2007
          • 22145
          #3
          Lmao!
          Escaped on a technicality.

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            • pdub
              Colonel Turd Nugget
              • Oct 2009
              • 24542
              #4
              !!!!!!!!

              hahahashahahhAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dijdifpoDJN YFY9U haHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
              Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                • studemax
                  [ Expletive Deleted ]
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 6431
                  #5
                  Peewee - you are officially a waste of protoplasm.
                  Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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                    • pdub
                      Colonel Turd Nugget
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 24542
                      #6
                      Thanks Stude!
                      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                        • Scott Liggett
                          No Life Outside BangShift.com
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 21561
                          #7
                          Right now there at least a dozen people sniffing their dollar bills.
                          BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver

                          Resident Instigator

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                            • Brian Lohnes
                              Administrator
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 18784
                              #8
                              Some wild percentage of money is supposed to have coke on it, so if you are smelling, give it a good rip.
                              That which you manifest is before you.

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                                • JOES66FURY
                                  Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 12184
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Brian Lohnes View Post
                                  Some wild percentage of money is supposed to have coke on it, so if you are smelling, give it a good rip.

                                  the answer is...a lot. The reasons are much less interesting than one would have thought



                                  FACT CHECK: Does Most U.S. Currency Bear Traces of Cocaine?
                                  http://www.snopes.com/business/money/cocaine.asp
                                  Does a large percentage of U.S. currency bear traces of cocaine?
                                  If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                                    • pdub
                                      Colonel Turd Nugget
                                      • Oct 2009
                                      • 24542
                                      #10
                                      So, in the money counting machine, how far would the stripper's butt crack spread?
                                      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                                        • JOES66FURY
                                          Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 12184
                                          #11
                                          depends on how many dollar bills are involved

                                          give her enough dollar bills and she wont have to go to the changing room between sets..
                                          If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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