too easy, Caption this ....

[LORENSWIFE]

DING!

Alright, it's too late to post a poll, but who here....all of us added together, who or how many of us together could afford Danica Patrick?

I mean, really (major thread derail)

Hard to tell peewee...
You know she is a serious race car driver,
She never changes her earrings,
She is built like a 12 yr old boy
and her husband is a sex offender...

How much you willin to spend?

[pdub]

Hard to tell peewee...
You know she is a serious race car driver,
She never changes her earrings,
She is built like a 12 yr old boy
and her husband is a sex offender...

How much you willin to spend?

But the greatest thing she can brag about to the other women is that she still fits into the earrings she wore in high school?

[Deaf Bob]

I had a poster of her in my "office" in a bikini...before she got married... Yowsa...
But then my wife says disdainfully.." she's just young..wait till she is my age...everything will be south too"
Does that make me a perv liking girls younger than my daughter?
The female body is a beautiful thing..no matter the age...with a few exceptions...

I look and drool, I keep my paws to myself...safe that way..don't get labeled ...(I hope)

[Deaf Bob]

But the greatest thing she can brag about to the other women is that she still fits into the earrings she wore in high school?

Gives a new meaning to. " Fast woman"....

[Deaf Bob]

Jeeeze Bob!

Inside every seasoned lady, there is a bikini clad hottie saying, " Damn, still got it!"

[LORENSWIFE]

Does that make me a perv liking girls younger than my daughter?

Yes, ask Danika's husband...

[Deaf Bob]

Yes, ask Danika's husband...

Even if I look, don't touch?....

[LORENSWIFE]

Finally! Its been a while since we had a free-for-all friday fry!

[pdub]

I had a poster of her in my "office" in a bikini...before she got married... Yowsa...
But then my wife says disdainfully.." she's just young..wait till she is my age...everything will be south too"
Does that make me a perv liking girls younger than my daughter?
The female body is a beautiful thing..no matter the age...with a few exceptions...

I look and drool, I keep my paws to myself...safe that way..don't get labeled ...(I hope)

The first time I ever met Dan Stokes he had a one-liner....but everything Dan says out loud is a one-liner. He said, "I still like to look at the pretty girls, but I can't remember why."

So when you take that and expand upon it.....wait, I can't remember where I was going with this.....

[TheSilverBuick]

The first time I ever met Dan Stokes he had a one-liner....but everything Dan says out loud is a one-liner. He said, "I still like to look at the pretty girls, but I can't remember why."

Sounds like Dan

[milner351]

Dan is smarter than he looks.

Gail - you're a riot!

My caption hm....

don't tailgate - even if she's a hotty

[LORENSWIFE]

Is7gto

Was "too easy" your caption entry?

[LORENSWIFE]

I look and drool, I keep my paws to myself.

I think they have an App for that.

[pdub]

Dan is smarter than he looks.

Gail - you're a riot!

YES SHE IS. Damn shame she wasn't at the BS party. I'dda lasted another 45 minutes before I ran outta gas if she was there, because I was bound to run outta gas anyhow.

[ls7gto]

I wonder if Kurt Bush classifies this as Premature Ejaculation?

( stolen from Joe Hill on FB)