Comedy Night: The Amber Alert Camaro.

[tiresmoke!]

Sounds about like I envisioned it...like a neutered tank coming up the street?

[BangShift McT]

One that's blasting dubstep and Korn out of it. At least he takes it easy driving it around, I live in the same neighborhood as he does.

[Russell]

Man that thing needs a rat motor or a turbo ls!

[BOOOGHAR]

bryan, is that car out of chino valley by chance ?

[BangShift McT]

Very good chance. It's currently in N. Prescott.

[Mater]

That Berlinetta 3rd-gen doesn't look all THAT bad(yeah, 3rd-gen Camaros are to me what weird-assed early-80's Mopars are to Remy).

Tell me...does the Dirt-maro(the one Remy posted up) have some kind of ratty exhaust cobbled together in addition to some stain-spotted "racer' seatcovers? That would complete the rolling stereotype.....still LMAO at the tape on the wheel center.

actually the car was not that bad at all the worst part was the spray painted white door and T-tops. even had the "rare" zebra interior GM had in brown and black

[Mater]

What the HELL, MAN?! LMAO

Exhaust: Hooker headers, rusted into 3.5" pipes and Flowmasters hooked with welded-on coat hangers. Seats in it now are '99 Grand Prix buckets, the other ones were the stockers, trashed. He has gotten a ticket for the seats not being bolted down....

wait it has a set of these??



they are crap in grand prixs LOL

[Scott Liggett]

Here's a thought for y'all: The "bondo" isn't like bondo. It's like flubber...it's bouncy. It's like he patched this piece of shit with Flubber.

Forgot the hardener.

[Scott Liggett]

Don't feel bad. I've just seen a super rare LS6 '71 Corvette with 2" primary headers into the ugliest 2" exhaust you ever saw.

[Beagle]

I'm not friends with this cat. He creeps me the F out.

is it the guy or the car? I remember the cartoon in MMFF about "that guy" meth dealer in the 79 Camaro with 3 phones, 2 were fake, one held bubble gum. Car had three wheels, one cinder block, and pregant sister in the back seat giving birth.

Somehow, there are a lot of guys fitting that image driving those cars. Kinda sad, I think it would be funny as hell if it hooked and had enough mill to yank the front end.

[BangShift McT]

It's the guy. I agree about the car...if it had the snot, it'd be awesome, like the guys at DW who bring the field find and mop up with it.

[oldsman71]

as much as i'd like to rip on this one...the body is STILL in better shape than mine.

The rest? yeah, laughs aplenty....that thing SCREAMS for white-letters and aluminum slotted mags.

me and Smoke are on the same page

[tiresmoke!]

Cobey...I had the white-letters and aluminum slots(bigs'n'littles, all tucked inside the wheelwells) on an '85 Cutlass Supreme...same damn color as the one in your avatar, but with an IMMACULATE dark blue landau top.

Beags is spot-on,though....the "AA Camaro" would be the PERFECT foil for a take-no-prisoners engine and driveline.


I'd still ditch the masking tape on the wheel, though.

..............'smoke

[oldsman71]

Cobey...I had the white-letters and aluminum slots(bigs'n'littles, all tucked inside the wheelwells) on an '85 Cutlass Supreme...same damn color as the one in your avatar, but with an IMMACULATE dark blue landau top.

Beags is spot-on,though....the "AA Camaro" would be the PERFECT foil for a take-no-prisoners engine and driveline.


I'd still ditch the masking tape on the wheel, though.

..............'smoke

my dark blue top started to leak, so i skinned it like a giant catfish
and plugged all the holes on the camaro the masking tape is gross, and I would rip out the interior and fumigate as needed
I love ratty old 70's and 80's cars

[BangShift McT]

Well, this one came to a very odd end.

A couple of nights ago, JapTrapDriver's house got raided. The owner of Amber Alert and his girlfriend got cuffed and stuffed, and a search warrant was served. Owner had enough meth, pills and weed to take care of Detroit in his room. The Camaro itself is going to be hauled out on a flatbed, with no idea of what's gonna happen to it.

I was there yesterday when his parents were packing his stuff up for him. His mother found his ...erm...buttplug.

The scream was epic.