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I'm cruising along already thinking about how I can't have beer for breakfast tomorrow causa going to the casual work gathering tomorrow evening.
Washing Bluebelle 'cause she was up there in Yankee Land where salt lives on the roads. Slinging suds around and I cut the PISS out of the little finger on my right hand.
Not as bad as Bob did it at the BS party, not stiches, but near-abouts.
I've made great sport of Unit rubbing the garage door with Bluebelles' fender, but on another occasion I missed the "stop here" bumper and mashed the dealer plate on the front of the car into the work bench. So it was bent, just a little. Exhibit A:
I swiped across that thing and it didn't even hurt, a clean cut. Dripping blood everywhere.
Unit first-aided me, using a band aid like a tourniquet, and I was back to work. Now I'm mad.
That front dealer plate came off of the car so fast, but the plate holder was recalcitrant. It's got star drive screws holding it, some odd bastard size, I went through the whole collection of star drive things that I have before I found on that would turn the screws.
But they have nuts on the back side and now the screws are just loose. Nobody in whatever position with whatever tool can hold those nuts while you turn the screw.
Lost some blood. Washing the car. Dammit. Rant over.
Washing Bluebelle 'cause she was up there in Yankee Land where salt lives on the roads. Slinging suds around and I cut the PISS out of the little finger on my right hand.
Not as bad as Bob did it at the BS party, not stiches, but near-abouts.
I've made great sport of Unit rubbing the garage door with Bluebelles' fender, but on another occasion I missed the "stop here" bumper and mashed the dealer plate on the front of the car into the work bench. So it was bent, just a little. Exhibit A:
I swiped across that thing and it didn't even hurt, a clean cut. Dripping blood everywhere.
Unit first-aided me, using a band aid like a tourniquet, and I was back to work. Now I'm mad.
That front dealer plate came off of the car so fast, but the plate holder was recalcitrant. It's got star drive screws holding it, some odd bastard size, I went through the whole collection of star drive things that I have before I found on that would turn the screws.
But they have nuts on the back side and now the screws are just loose. Nobody in whatever position with whatever tool can hold those nuts while you turn the screw.
Lost some blood. Washing the car. Dammit. Rant over.
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