How to Put a Cat On A diet

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Here comes another Facebooky post from yours truly. Lemme think how this ties into cars. I'm thinking...nope can't make a connection.

Ken the Cat is 1 year old and he's as big as a Buick - WAIT. There's the connection! He's portly. Obese. Rotund. Fat.

We've cut his food rations back and put him on diet food twice a day instead of Meow Mix all day, fill the bowl whenever it's empty.

He stares at his empty bowl all day, but he's got more energy. He plays, and he jumps on Unit's head in the bed after I leave for work - 6 in the morning, Mama it's time to EAT! Kinda like me on duty week when I can't have any beer. Gotta keep moving to stay distracted.

We'll see in a few months if Ken's shaped more like a cat than a barrel.

[Beagle]

I have the opposite problem.. volunteer cat is skinny as hell. How am I supposed to get a decent Kitty Kaserole if the dang thing won't pork up?

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I have the opposite problem.. volunteer cat is skinny as hell. How am I supposed to get a decent Kitty Kaserole if the dang thing won't pork up?

Beags, you've already revealed, we know how to torture you. We'll show up en force and handcuff you and deposit you in the psychotic Cat Lady's house, the chronic hoarder with 156 cats in the house amongst all the piled up newspapers and magazines and garbage.

That'll do it.

[Beagle]

Beags, you've already revealed, we know how to torture you. We'll show up en force and handcuff you and deposit you in the psychotic Cat Lady's house, the chronic hoarder with 156 cats in the house amongst all the piled up newspapers and magazines and garbage.

That'll do it.

You just described my great aunt's house. She had over 100 cats in the yard (couple of acres, 3 barns), probably 12 in the house. They ranged from psychotic to spooky to almost domesticated to lap cats. Don't try to pick up thee almost domesticated ones. She had Avon bottles though, not newspaper. Whole damn house, two stories, every wall was covered with shelves and bottles...

The house was clean though, the tables never had cats or cat hair on them that I remember. She had limits.

[SuperBuickGuy]

here, let's tie kitties into cars

[Beagle]

well there's your problem!

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here, let's tie kitties into cars

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Gail will like that.

[74NovaMan]

well there's your problem!

Is he installing that cat or removing it?

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Is he installing that cat or removing it?

HHAhhAAHAHAHAH!!!!! DING!

[BigAL]

How to Put a Cat On A diet

Just like this, happen yesterday.

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Just like this, happen yesterday.

Okay I watched that three times, and there were two cats running around and...what am I missing?

[Beagle]

Okay I watched that three times, and there were two cats running around and...what am I missing?

wake and bake.

[BigAL]

Okay I watched that three times, and there were two cats running around and...what am I missing?

Watch the very beginning of this video, watch cat come out from under car and then watch the cat that runs back towards the car and then darts out into middle of the drive and comes to a screeching halt in the first video I posted. Nothing puts a cat on a diet better than that.

[BigAL]

wake and bake.

I did that 5 hours ago, it's lunch time now.

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Okay, got it. That's 1 out of 9 for that one feline.