man rules nsfw(wife)

[jordanmorningstar]

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All I can say is that you have not found the right one yet.Thank god I did thirty two years ago.

Amen to that (I hope). Six months, and still haven't found anything to fight over, I'm prayin' this doesn't mean we have the big meltdown fight tomorrow....

[hoofhearted]

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All I can say is that you have not found the right one yet.Thank god I did thirty two years ago.

Amen to that (I hope). Six months, and still haven't found anything to fight over, I'm prayin' this doesn't mean we have the big meltdown fight tomorrow....

28 years and what are you talking about? 6 months, you're still on the honnymoon. Give it about 2 years. Then talk to us. HAHAHAHA

[fabricatordave]

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Rough morning?

Steve

nope some one emailed them to me was going to post the rest but someone beat me to it o well

[62-impala-ss]

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I always liked this one. So true!!

[oldsman71]

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:D

[Caveman]

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My Italian grandfather said it best:

"To-neee, leesten to me. Buy all ov your TOOLS aand aalll ov your TOYS beeeFORE you ged maarried."

[73Nova]

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Here's one

* Do not fruit the beer.

Amen brother

BLASPHEMERS...a nice chnk of orange in a blue moon is a great drink once in a while drink. I usually go for Sam Adams Boston but i will fruit thy beer if it worthy of fruiting.....

[realsteelfreak]

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You guys know how it is. If its got tits or tire s , your gonna have problems with it!!!
And I am the head of the house,but she is the neck that turns the head!

[CM325]

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You guys know how it is. If its got tits or tire s , your gonna have problems with it!!!

The differenc being that the car gives you problems because of neglect, abuse, age.
How many times have you walked into the shop and got in an argument with your car.
If you did at least you now theres a chance you could win.
My cars don't backtalk. They do bitch and moan.

[jordanmorningstar]

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All I can say is that you have not found the right one yet.Thank god I did thirty two years ago.

Amen to that (I hope). Six months, and still haven't found anything to fight over, I'm prayin' this doesn't mean we have the big meltdown fight tomorrow....

28 years and what are you talking about? 6 months, you're still on the honnymoon. Give it about 2 years. Then talk to us. HAHAHAHA

I was scared you were going to say that....

...actually, about a week before the wedding, someone walked up to me at cruise night and told me about the three rings of marriage:
1) the engagement ring
2) the wedding ring
3) the suffer ring

[DanStokes]

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Don't let the guys freak you out. 18 years and counting. We've had disagreements but they have been civil and resolvable. On the other hand, it took me two prior marriages to get my head out of my butt and pick a good one. Remember, whatever happens, YOU picked this woman and so are accountable for whatever you got. You could have picked someone else. Same goes for her.

Dan

I was scared you were going to say that....

...actually, about a week before the wedding, someone walked up to me at cruise night and told me about the three rings of marriage:
1) the engagement ring
2) the wedding ring
3) the suffer ring

[82z]

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I got lucky. I will be married 10 years tomorrow. I found the trick is to be able to do your own thing and her do hers, yet still spend time together. now to go anniversary shopping. ;D

[73Nova]

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Boy this got tender really quick.....

[CM325]

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Boy this got tender really quick.....

A little too quick in my opinion, I'm just wondering if
these guys wifes are behind thier computers just messing with us.
;D ;)
Chris

[Scott Liggett]

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1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Have you never been to Carlise or Hershey. Both are worth the trip.

I tried to pick the rest of the list apart but I ended up agreeing with every thing else.

Steve

I do believe shopping becomes a sport when us guys are swap meets, but that's the only exception I see.