2013 Drag Week Dates HERE

[38P]

Top Eleven List Edit:

7. Finnegan used the list to mop up chicken poop on "Roadkill"



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Gentlemen, sometimes sacrifices must be made. TC, go get the list from Finnegan.

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Inspector Jacques Clouseau:As in every photo of this size, there is a flaw.
Sultan: A flaw?
Clouseau: The slightest flaw, your excellency.
Enos: If you look deep into the photo you will perceive the tiniest discoloration. It resembles an animal.
Sultan: An animal?
Clouseau: A little chicken.
Sultan: Yes! A chicken on a mountain road.
Clouseau: So now we know Drag Week '13 will be in . . . Arkansas!




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[38P]

any chance they will wait till march 8th, to announce , since that is when they close registration for the HOT ROD homecoming show ? Was just a thought.....back to your normally scheduled rants.

Yeah, they'll probably even have registration at the show . . . just so some of us OUTSIDERS will get to enjoy the fun and excitement of the WAITING LIST again this year!

[38P]

"I just caught a glimpse of the list . . . Whoa! Is that a Chick . . . ."



Sitrep, TC, Sitrep.

[AdvAutoBob]

"the clock is running..."

[38P]

"the clock is running..."

Trouble is, after yet another epic SIM "Cube Hive" office party, nobody could exactly remember where the "clock" went . . . .

[Brian Lohnes]

Why are you guys only looking at quarter mile strips? Whoops.

[BBR]

Because half-miles strips are pretty rare.

[Brian Lohnes]

Yeah but there's lots of them thar short ones around.

[BBR]

Oh you mean the one's where you shift to 2nd then have to hit the brakes because you just passed the finish line?

1/8th mile racing in a car set up for 1/4 mi is akin to premature ejaculation. It works, but dang, there was so much more to be had.

[Orange65]

So based on Finnegans hints, we have Gateway and George Rays! Maybe. That would be very cool!

I have no problem with 1/8th mile tracks. Hot Rod will just have to prorate the times...

[BBR]

It'd make a good overhype blurb though. "Over half the DW'13 field runs in the 6's!!!!"

1/8th mile gears + 70+ mph highway speeds = need double overdrives!

[38P]

Why are you guys only looking at quarter mile strips? Whoops.

Rumor has it that Larson's super pumped about setting a new track record at Yello Belly . . .

[79camaro]

mixing 1/8 and 1/4 tracks how are you going to avg the times out??

[lun40119]

There won't be any 1/8 mile tracks.........People come to see 200+mph passes. Man you guys are gullible.

Brian Lohnes and Mike Finnegan Like Boyz........That is All!!!

PS. Jeffy, and the Mustang Queer are off the hook. For a little while at least.

[lun40119]

Back into Internet Exile I go.........