Random Thought Thread

[Deaf Bob]

WHy does a fly fly, but an elephant doesn elephant?

Park in a driveway,
Drive on a parkway

[catchmeblue70]

EEEEEEE! I have an interview scheduled with the police department!! Tomorrow makes 6 weeks since the application period closed, so I'm hoping anyone else that applied got fed up and dropped out.

[Barry Donovan]

WHy does a fly fly, but an elephant doesn elephant?

a man can elephant. scary sight.

I had an engine that was an elephant man.

all three can run in their own way.

can a run run?

upon further "deep" thoughts..
if a steering wheel is crooked going straight because there is a pull of misalignment. That is ok...
but when the car goes straight and wheel is crooked, it is time to take it all apart to move it over that 1 pesky tooth.

(I just got to another 25 year old error.)

[TC]

#10.......SBG, don't you live in Washington State??.............And didn't Remy just move there??.......... So what's really going on??.......

[skullbucket]

YEA, everytime I wash my truck I think it runs better!!!

[LORENSWIFE]

So, technically Bill did not have sex with that woman...

[JOES66FURY]

Istalling "custom"made for your bike parts on a bike sucks. Nothing fits right. I installed chrome controll covers and custom mirrors with intgrated turn signals on the Sporty. I spliced into the wires, did some nice soldering and everything worked. Sweet! Finished up the controll covers and POP fuse blows,,, SOB, WTF! Okay....recheck splices, solders all good...took apart covers, ops check good....install covers POP! GOD D#%&*% ....pull apart covers, check wires, ones pinched...causing a short...okay....new fuse...what? Damnit...out of fuses....time to go to the parts store AGAIN....GRRRRRRR, and I don't even get the satisfaction of doing it for me....its the wifes....will she appreciate the hours of work, making the install appear seemless? Nope...she's a magpie...ooooooh look shiney!

[BangShift McT]

#10.......SBG, don't you live in Washington State??.............And didn't Remy just move there??.......... So what's really going on??.......

I'm here for the check, not the hot horse action in Enumclaw. Besides, oral is illegal in AZ?!

[Deaf Bob]

Hell! What goes on in the bedroom STAYS there...
I don't wanna know if y'all are perverts or not!

Rather think y'all are normal perverted like me...

[tedly]

What scares me is there is probably a reason #8 was made into a law.

[TheSilverBuick]

Look at that. It's trying to snow. It wouldn't be a Memorial Weekend in Ely without snow.

[TheSilverBuick]

An officer was getting creative in their report last week

May 17th

Report of vandalism — An officer discovered unwanted ornamental griffonage on a private citizen’s curtilage. The officer endeavored to contact the owner, but was thwarted when he found the owner was not at home. A report was completed.

http://www.elynews.com/news/article_...a4bcf887a.html

[TC]

Great, got a Predator in the neighborhood, last night the wife was outside smoking a cigarette and heard a woman start screaming, she yelled for me and I ran outside, you could here the woman about 1/4 mile away just screaming bloody murder, just a Blood Curdling scream, I knew she was being attacked so I ran inside got my keys and me and the wife jumped in the truck and started heading in the direction of the screams.......We are on the phone with 911 when a couple of cop cars came down the street we were on, we flagged them down told them which way the screams were coming from and they headed that way, where they found the woman that had been attacked, the good news was that the person the lived in the house she was attacked in front of came outside and scared the attacker away, but sadly the woman was still injured and had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance...... The attacker fled on foot though a local office complex and one neighbor reported a man in her front yard grabbing a backpack out of her bushes and taking his black shirt off and jeans and putting on a white shirt and shorts....... So anyway it looks like we're on the lookout and god forbid we find this scum bag as there won't be much left of him for the cops to prosecute if we do...........

[Russell]

....will she appreciate the hours of work, making the install appear seemless? Nope...she's a magpie...ooooooh look shiney!

Whats a Magpie?

Urban Dictionary:

1. Magpie 288 up, 54 down
Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.

[JOES66FURY]

Whats a Magpie?

Urban Dictionary:

1. Magpie 288 up, 54 down
Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.

Hmm, nope, not in this case..... a magpie is a bird, they are part fo the crow family....and sometimes are attracted to shiney objects. Super smart birds too...just like her....