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  • LORENSWIFE
    Superhero BangShifter
    • Jan 2011
    • 2531

    #1

    Its International Book Week!

    The rules: Grab the closest book to you, turn to page 52, post the 5th sentence. Don't mention the title.

    Perhaps I'll do that this weekend and bank the check Christian gave me for Wanda, my Beetle.
    That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!
  • LORENSWIFE
    Superhero BangShifter
    • Jan 2011
    • 2531

    #2
    OK! You guys can use magazines too...
    That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!

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    • SuperBuickGuy
      No Life Outside BangShift.com
      • Jan 2008
      • 31967

      #3
      adult correctional institute see PRISON
      Doing it all wrong since 1966

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      • Beagle
        "Flounder"
        • Apr 2011
        • 13804

        #4
        ass-hat (as hat), adj. 1. Clown who polutes forumn threads with troll-like babbling 2. silly, inane person

        hmmm. how about another book.

        "A recent grant has enabled them to connect to the internet"

        meh. another.

        When you use the ls command (or most other UNIX commands), UNIX assumes that you wan tto work with just the files in the working directory.

        Meh. Lemme get one of the bosses books...

        "He caressed her round supple" whooops, nevermind.
        Last edited by Beagle; September 21, 2012, 10:17 AM.
        Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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        • dieselgeek
          Legendary BangShifter
          • Oct 2007
          • 9809

          #5
          Magazines OK?

          "What we now have is a cool-looking boulevard cruiser that turns heads and elicits comments wherever it goes" - J. Hunkins
          www.realtuners.com - catch the RealTuners Radio Podcast on Youtube, Facebook, iTunes, and anywhere else podcasts are distributed!

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          • DanStokes
            Ancient LSR Guy
            • Oct 2007
            • 28402

            #6
            Gail - you're a sweetie but are assuming a level of literacy that membership on this probably rules out. I'm gonna go pull a motor...

            Dan

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            • PatricksDad
              Superhero BangShifter
              • Nov 2008
              • 884

              #7
              "Asswipes."

              (this is technically the 4th sentence, but it's also the last on page 52)
              "First I believe if you keep the RPM's high enough, ANYTHING is possible." PeeWee

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              • 72redfish
                Drives An Automatic
                • Jan 2012
                • 20

                #8
                "On a bend in the river stand the ruins of Tintern Abbey."

                I gotta leave more interesting books lying around.

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                • Beagle
                  "Flounder"
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 13804

                  #9
                  UDP (58864 - 1211) ConvID = 71

                  00 00 80 11 D0 40 0A 33 28 B5 FF FF FF FF E5 F0 04 BB 00
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                  sorry, frame 5, page 52.
                  Last edited by Beagle; September 21, 2012, 12:57 PM.
                  Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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                  • nesabo
                    Legendary BangShifter
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 4288

                    #10
                    Where Age_code = 'B'
                    Neal

                    Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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                    • tedly
                      Legendary BangShifter
                      • May 2009
                      • 8046

                      #11
                      Long Joseph was taken aback, how do you deal with a weeping man with a gun?
                      I'm probably wrong

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                      • squirrel
                        Benevolent Ruler of the Universe
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 19334

                        #12
                        closest book is 1955-59 truck assembly manual...then there's the 1958 JCW catalog...and How to Hot rod Big block chevys...page 52 has torque charts....here we go, a magazine that has sentences:

                        The car turned 86 mph at the Edenwale drags last summer.
                        My fabulous web page

                        "If it don't go, chrome it!" --Stroker McGurk

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                        • Barry Donovan
                          No Life Outside BangShift.com
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 16927

                          #13
                          I put the jegs down, found nearest book.






                          It seemed a little odd to be doing this, but it gave him an idea for
                          another painting and he grew even more pleased with himself.
                          Last edited by Barry Donovan; September 21, 2012, 02:17 PM.
                          Previously boxer3main
                          the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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                          • Monk
                            Legendary BangShifter
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 6722

                            #14
                            3. Never use the word 'impossible' seriously again.
                            Toss it into the verbal wastebasket.
                            Thom

                            "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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                            • Beagle
                              "Flounder"
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 13804

                              #15
                              okay, I found one without numbers in a sentence, rated G.

                              "She had just figured out that he was one of the travelling folk"
                              Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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