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  • #16
    Officially I got 44 seconds. But actually, I would have that thing killed inside of 10 seconds so I could get loose, since I'm extremely claustrophobic! Anyway, would a bunkbed hold a velociraptor?!
    Last edited by elcaminogirl59; December 17, 2014, 10:44 PM.
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    Want to know why I like wine? Have you ever thought about what fish do in water?!

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    • #17
      48 seconds. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Oh, well..........

      Dan

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      • #18
        Chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor? Thanks Tedly..............now I'm having flashbacks to that one night back in college.........
        Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.

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        • #19
          1 minute 4 secs, oh well at least his nads are hurting
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          If you wait, all that happens is that you get older

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          • #20
            I got :64
            That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!

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            • #21
              A minute forty-one! I demand a re-match!
              Escaped on a technicality.

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              • #22
                I totally lied. A lot. Velociraptors respect that.

                Last edited by Beagle; December 18, 2014, 09:04 AM.
                Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Beagle View Post
                  I totally lied. A lot. Velociraptors respect that.
                  ROFLMAO!!
                  Escaped on a technicality.

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                  • #24
                    47 seconds... I cried like a sissy!
                    1967 Chevrolet C10 SWB - 350/700R/3.73
                    1965 Ford Mustang - 289/T5/3.25
                    1968 Pontiac Firebird - Project Rusty Chicken

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                    • #25


                      You know, when I started this thread I had no idea this much awesome would be unleashed!
                      I'm probably wrong

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by STINEY View Post
                        Chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor? Thanks Tedly..............now I'm having flashbacks to that one night back in college.........

                        wow stiney.... wayyyyy TMI, your proclivities that started in college are not for open discussion on here... back to the closet with you!
                        Doing it all wrong since 1966

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by tedly View Post


                          You know, when I started this thread I had no idea this much awesome would be unleashed!
                          At the bottom of the results page are a couple links to some funny shit if you are a wanderer.
                          http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...n-block-wanted

                          http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...-Blue-Turd(le)

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                          • #28
                            The Oatmeal is awesome, it's kinda similar to South Park in that it can be crass, vulgar, blunt, and at the same time deeply philosophical and moving, all while being absolutely hilarious. If you are easily offended, don't spend too much time looking at the other comics. There are truly no sacred cows. Everything gets made fun of. Here is one of the absolute best he has to offer though, read all 6 parts. It's well worth your time:


                            I'm probably wrong

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                            • #29
                              The Horrible Cards were immensely gratifying........thanks man. Seriously, I feel I can now face the world for the balance of the week and come out on top.
                              Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.

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                              • #30
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                                At least that critter won't get me at work.

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