2013 Drag Week Dates HERE

[BBR]

http://youtu.be/b8Y8W5V441g?t=1h25m39s

And here we have the illustrious Brian saying my car as a 545 cubic inch big block Chevrolet! ow ow ow ow ow

[nesabo]

must be punished!!

[38P]

http://youtu.be/b8Y8W5V441g?t=1h25m39s

And here we have the illustrious Brian saying my car as a 545 cubic inch big block Chevrolet! ow ow ow ow ow

Wait! You got smoke on your burnout . . . you didn't screw up staging . . . you didn't stall it at the line and get a happy consultation with the starter . . . you didn't red light . . . you didn't miss a "granny" shift . . . Where's the drama in that?

BTW, nice job keeping 'er off the wall!

[BBR]

That was on the MT drag radials because one of my slicks had a hole in it. I made a pass, then left to get it fixed. Should have come back for another pass afterwards but didn't. Oh well.

[38P]

MT drag radials

Three words I wish I'd never heard. Now I've got to explain to Mrs. Outsider why I need to spend $$$ on more wheels and some real drag slicks for my "Bart Simpson-mobile."



(I suspect that if she ever saw that embarrassing last video clip from the Motorplex (or the brilliant 17-second traction-controlled opener @ Tulsa ), she'd be arguing for a Frank Hawley remedial course instead . . . .)

[Brian Lohnes]

http://youtu.be/b8Y8W5V441g?t=1h25m39s

And here we have the illustrious Brian saying my car as a 545 cubic inch big block Chevrolet! ow ow ow ow ow

Yikes. Total brain fade on that one!!!

[Beagle]

Yikes. Total brain fade on that one!!!

get us the tracks and rules, and I'm sure all will be forgiven, in the caring nurturing way of Bangshift! (translated, you'll still catch hell forever)

[CDMBill]

ROTFL Yes . . . my impulsive, desparate storming of the "Bastille" . . . . (if Swede would have only witnessed that incident) . . . and the resulting "angry" staging and pass were spectacularly bad . . . .

@ approximately 5:23:10

You clearly have too much time on your hands. Get out there and get the nitrous working.

[38P]

You clearly have too much time on your hands. Get out there and get the nitrous working.

Seriously, Dude, do you think somebody that could put on a pathetic driving display like that one ought to be loosed on the streets with a still-nearly-full tank of dinitrogen monoxide . . . .

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[CDMBill]

So is it working yet? Mine is.



That's a 50 shot right there ya know.

[BBR]

It's just a fiddy shot on a 429 out of a dump truck, honest it is!

Looking good Bill!

[38P]

So is it working yet? Mine is.

No. I've not disconnected the too-short fuel line, packed it up and sent it back yet. But then . . .

Its [sic] apparent that you [the Outsider] have no real ability to take on a project of your own . . . .

But never fear, in the grandest of FoMoCo's storied tradition of blowing leads and keeping everyone else in the game, I'll figure out some way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at the eleventh hour!

BTW, KILLER ENGINE PHOTO!

[TheSilverBuick]

So is it working yet? Mine is.



That's a 50 shot right there ya know.

50 shot per cylinder!

[38P]

That's about right. He'll need a straw hat made out of Kevlar (and a lot of duct tape)

[38P]

Did anyone just hear Lohnes say "nice Chevy?" . . . .