Every once in a while my wife will text me a picture and will only type “You gotta see this!” I’ve learned that when she does that, it’s code for “get the eye bleach, you’re gonna need it.” Today was no exception.
It’s bad enough I’m looking at a early Pontiac Trans Sport. They are Pontiac at their worst: plastic bodycladding ribbed for someone’s…uh, pleasure, a shape even a mother would scream in horror from, and of course, the gutless 3.4L V6. Yet that just wasn’t enough for someone, who decided that the best way to improve upon the concept was to set it on 35’s. They couldn’t even be bothered to properly bob the frame in the back, either, so either it’s a very useful step or an impalement device.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be drinking this memory away. What’s the best thing to do with this Dustbuster?
BMT- It needs a “flash mob” of battery heads and their chop saws/cut off wheels. Frame horns gone!!! No dancing allowed.
I ….. did ” knot ” see that ….
I always felt like I was driving a Shuttle craft from Star Trek when I worked at the Pontiac dealership and these came in. That would take it to the next level, especially in say southern California traffic. Good-bye Prius! *crunch* =D
Perhaps the reason the frame isn’t bobbed is that the minivan is a temporary placeholder body until whatever he really wants to put on there is ready.
I hope.
I like it. I could rock that for the morning commute. Plate over the horns for a true step and it would be a good fishing platform, just back it into the lake.
We had a very similar van to this around here. It was a dust buster on a truck frame, everything in the van still worked too. Don’t know what happened to it, don’t really care.
I wonder how much black and decker paid GM to make a driveable dustbuster though..
I’d drive the fuck out of it. I’d put a big sticker on the back that would read “Because fuck you, that’s why”
It definitely needs some Zoomie headers.