All you dudes out there who think you are king crap with your twin 91mm turbos can suck it. We found this amazingly huge turbo on Auto Meter’s Facebook page and are in love. We’re pretty sure it must be for some giant engine for a cargo ship or something, but when you can measure your turbo in METERS, all those Millimeter guys are just sorta kids with toys. But given the fact that most of the cylinders in those giant ships are the size of my house, I guess they would need one hell of a hair dryer to fill them full of yummy compressed air. Imagine calling Turbonetics to spec out one of those big bastards.
Anyway, this thing is huge. So give us your best captions!
This thing really blows!!!!!
Gets a whole new meaning to “getting sucked in”.
This is what 500 import cars being put to good use looks like.
Our building is faster than your ride.
tired of those little imports getting in your way? ….. with the new bug be gone turbo you can turn those pesky little lawn mowers into horse power … just feed the civic,jetta, or even a souped up saturn into the feeding hole and this monster will grind them up into pure horsepower …. so dont get caught at a light with little johnny rev master … feed him to your car and move on to the next one …. if you call now we will send you two monster turbos (just pay shipping and handling)
Suck, baby suck – Blow is just an expression!
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This is what happens when you tell your girlfriend you want the best blow job ever .
Car? Who needs a car when you have that much turbo?
Space shuttle turbo…..
The best Captain Morgan commercial ever: “Everyone’s got a lil’ Captain in ’em… ”
Your pirate ship is guaranteed to mow down them pesky Somalian amateurs.
“think the turbo is impressive? you should see the size of the nitrous bottle!!”
That is not a turbo. Doritos had to buy it to spray the Tapatio flavor due to excessive sponsor consumption
Warning! This turbo is not a direct bolt on. Some fabrication will be required.
With 50,000 free horsepower the EPA should give him an award.
So you say your car is bad ass? Get in, fire it up, and when I say go we’ll see if you can make it to the door.
That one blew, try this one. Car to slow? We can give you a push.
Ok, this is the turbo I got a good deal on so, now all we have to do is make it fit into my chevette along with that 572 big block!
We’ve been spooling on the brake since Thursday. We think it’ll be on the chip by noon Sunday!
Well that’s at least a 100lb weight hit.
That jerk Speedy overreacts to missing the Quick 32 at Drag Week . . . .
Trailer Park Air Conditioning At Its Finest!