Yes, folks, that’s an outhouse with a 383 stroker Chevy powering it. Don’t bother with asking why, because we have no earthly idea, but when you have to go in a hurry, you would be hard-pressed to do any worse than this. (Okay, we didn’t mean “go” like that, you freak!) What we mean is that if you ignore the outhouse part, you will see that the chassis is an ex-funny car piece (it isn’t specified who manufactured it, but the driver’s cage and a photo in the ad showing it parked next to another old-school digger and a Plymouth Superbird, we believe the seller.
The 383 is on nitrous, so make sure to purge a little gas before you decide you really want to let it fly (NOT LIKE THAT!!) and as you go, check out the reverse-pattern transmission and that little lever for the parachute…you know, in case you are going so fast that you aren’t sure you can stop it. (You people are hopeless.) The seller even points out that he is 6’3 and 245 pounds, so the outhouse can even handle a big one. (Oh, come on now…) It’s not going for cheap, but we promise that stomping the gas pedal on this ride will wake you up faster than an overly-enthusiastic automated flushing toilet that you are still using!
eBay Link: World’s Fastest Crapper!
The Hillary Clinton machine, because she is so full of shit!
Eco rodders are here with a natural gas powered drag outhouse. I heard it was owned by a vegan and couldn’t break into the 14’s, so it got sold to Good Ol’ Boy who went on a 3 day Mexican and Indian food binge and dropped it into the 6’s at 200+
Even those suffering from IBD should be able to hot rod as well.
As I said just now – a pile of Chevy crap in an appropriate setting!