Buy Your Own Personal Tank And Own All Comers During The Zombie Apocalypse!


Buy Your Own Personal Tank And Own All Comers During The Zombie Apocalypse!

Do you want to kick everyone’s ass during the Zombie Apocalypse? Then this is the ride for you! Your own personal TANK! Okay, technically it is an armored personnel carrier I suppose, but it holds 7 people and has all the goodies you want. Sure it has a dummy machine gun on the top, but it is remote controlled and we’re pretty sure that if you are prepper you have your guns all ready to roll and one of them will bolt right on. We’ve seen some interesting stuff on eBay, but we never expected to see this one.

Did we mention it fits in a one car garage? So you can park it next to the wife’s minivan and be prepared when things go wrong. Just make sure you hide the keys, because if you get the call that junior stole the family truckster and it’s this one we think you might have some trouble explaining it to the police. The seller is quick to point out that it is not street legal in all states. We’re pretty sure that the guy who buys this sucker isn’t really concerned about that, because the Zombies will have eaten the brains of all the cops anyway.

Here is what the seller has to say about this thing: CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE ORIGINAL AD

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This Alvis Spartan are a great size vehicle. Large capacity but  compact dimensions. Fits in a one car garage. Fun to drive, highly maneuverable

Cummins B4.4T  200HP Turbo Diesel Engine (Same as Dodge uses) with under 800 hours

Upgraded 7-Speed semi-auto transmission

New NATO Green Paint

Clansman Intercomm System

Commander’s Turret with Remote Operated Dummy M-240/GPMG and 360            Degree Periscopes and Spotlight

Radio Operator’s Position with Hatch and 3 Periscopes

Driver’s Position with one wide-angle periscope

Fully charge Fire Suppression System

Seating for 7 People

Heater System

Full Protection

Large Rear Door

Removable Large Top Storage Container

Periscopes in Passenger Compartment

Large Top Doors over Passenger Compartment

Complete Operational Chemical/Biological Protection System

Track w/Rubber Pads

14,000lbs. Total

Service Manuals

Fully Serviced, starts, runs, stops as new

This vehicle is not titled and offered as off-road-only and not street legal in most states. You must check out local laws.

Spartans are a great size vehicle. Large capacity but  compact dimensions. Fits in a one car garage. Fun to drive, highly maneuverable.

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