When we come across these funny Craigslist Ads that have very colorful descriptions, we try to share them whenever possible as Craigslist Finds here on BangShift. We’re going to be honest with you on this one, it could be mildly offensive. It speaks of smuggling everything from people to drugs, and gives all kinds of other creative uses for this one time Scooby Van, including some that involve wenches and infidelity. At heart it’s a 1967 Chevy Van that is waiting for a new home, but the current owner has decided he will help you understand the potential uses for it at said new home. It’s awesome, it’s wrong, it’s wonderful. You have to read this because it will make you laugh out loud. Especially when you get to the bottom of the description where the seller talks about a Mr. Reynolds who didn’t find the ad entertaining at all. Well this Mr. Reynolds thinks the ad is greatness, so to the other Mr. Reynolds, I say “Chill out dude!”

With that in mind, please remember that laughing out loud in your cubicle can sometimes be a bad thing at work, so try to restrain yourself. If you do laugh out loud, make sure that everyone in your office is forwarded the link to this blog item so that you are not the ONLY one laughing out loud. There is strength, or at least some safety, in numbers.

Huge thanks to Scott Payton for finding this one.

Read on, it’s epic.

Attention hippies , weirdos , circus freaks , Scooby Doo fans , people from Colorado and those recently released for good behavior. I am selling this cab over engine 1967 Chevy cargo van so that you can do whatever freaky stuff the voices in your head tell you to do and your therapist says you shouldn’t.
This van was once painted like a Scooby Doo Mystery Machine van, and now it sits in the driveway waiting for someone to fill it with peace and love so that it can ramble down the roads again. I don’t have a title, so you don’t have to worry about the “man” bringing you down or keeping tabs on you via his paperwork, and it has a low mileage greenhouse gas generating 350 Chevy 260hp GM crate engine, Edelbrock aluminum intake and carburetor, rebuilt three speed column shift transmission, rebuilt radiator, all under the “dog house” that also makes a great place for you to hide your weed. I don’t dig on vans so if you do, this one can be your righteous and mother beautiful ride.
On a positive note, the body has a bit of rust for you types that like that sort of natural returning to Earth , I don’t bathe or comb my hair look. It also has a rebuilt 3.42 gear ratio rear axle(you could hide your weed in there too). Keep in mind that this thing is huge on the inside and you can transport a LOT of weed in it. The first picture is what this van looked like before the Man at the corporation rained downed us for having this van painted like their copyrighted image and forced us into removing the paint. Bring a trailer to float this baby home because she hasn’t been started in several years and the fuel has gone sour. We had rebuilt the brakes with new shoes, springs and cylinders, but time has brought them down from sitting.
For you antisocial types or the romantically challenged, rope and duct tape must be purchased separately . For you Renaissance festival types, there is room enough for a mattress in the back that a Lord can layeth with thy wench that thy Lady need not knoweth about. $1300 firm is a steal. Wow man, think about the possibilities. Please CALL CALL CALL CALL Jason if you want your questions answered(713)eight/one/seven8997. Texting and emails are to impersonal and are a real bummer to me, so they won’t be responded to. Delivery possible for the cost of diesel fuel.

This van is also great for smuggling Mexicans, drugs or running armament. However, most people frown on its use as a school/day care bus, so you may not want to use it for that.

The views expressed in this ad do not necessarily reflect the views of the seller. Seller does not condone the sale or use of weed, Mexicans, rope or duct tape. Libyan terrorists types need not apply. Take your plutonium elsewhere.

All joking aside, if you are interested in the van, pick up the phone and call me. Yes, it is for sale.

Some guy named Ed Reynolds decided not to call and wrote in an email to me about this ad……
Hey stoner;
Your non-entartaining / amusing rhetoric is an insult to anyone’s intelligence.
Not AT ALL cool!
……I don’t think Mr.Reynolds can spot a joke when he reads one. I think he might be an agent for the “Man”

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ORIGINAL AD AND BY THIS THING