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Best Of BS 2017: Forget The Neighbors, This Alcohol-Gulping Ford Falcon Will Wake The Whole Damn City!


Best Of BS 2017: Forget The Neighbors, This Alcohol-Gulping Ford Falcon Will Wake The Whole Damn City!

(Lead photo: Jerry Rissen) You think the neighbor with the unsilenced rooster is annoying? That “beep-beep-beep” of the alarm clock just not getting the job done? Oh, do we have a solution for you. This black Ford Falcon, owned by Ben Wright, can get you up and moving in a matter of a split second. You might hear the surging of the alcohol-fueled, blown small-block as it idles down the street during the Cruisin the Capitol show last week and think little of it…sure, it sounds nice and healthy, but it’s a show car parade, right? What is it really gonna do, putter out onto the main drag and stop for photos? Something like that, yeah. We can’t tell from this video, but you have to wonder if Wright was snickering to himself as he made that final turn…lord knows, if we were in his place, we’d be giggling like idiots before announcing to the whole of Topeka that there is one bad, bad mother prowling the streets, and it’s had just about enough of your shit. If you need any further proof, check out the audience along the street. They don’t appear to be ready for what was brought to the table!


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