Or it might make all the wives in the neighborhood forbid you from hanging out with their husbands. Publicly your wife will probably also disapprove, but in private she’s going to think you are the most awesome dude ever. If not, it’s okay because she’s not the girl for you and other chicks will dig you. Or at least that is what I’d tell myself. I dig this thing. It’s not perfect, but it sure is cool and would get a lot of attention everywhere you drove it. I’d ditch the too small chain steering wheel, not because I don’t think chain steering wheels are cool, but because in the heat in Texas that thing would be wicked to try to hold onto.
This particular van has a few great things going for it, including the Cragars which as far as I’m concerned are one of the finest custom wheels ever to be bolted to a van. The flares, sidepipes, and bubble windows scream custom van and that interior is something else. I’ve never seen a van with this long of a shag going on, and it’s only made cooler by the disco ball hanging from the ceiling. And those rear window louvers! The view from the rear bed must be awesome and I wonder what love songs are in the 8-track.
Check it out and someone needs to buy it.
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Holy Roller Disco Batman! Does it come with a leisure suit, bong, and plastic bucket for the car key wife swap? How do you get the smell of 4 decade old sex out? Isn’t shag carpet supposed to be soft and not stiff or sticky? Serious questions any potential buyer will need answers to…
Holy bounced check Batman! 25k for a van with Krylon paint work? Better just spend the 57k on grandpa’s Safari wagon just to be safe…
Holy passive venereal disease Batman! Why did we let the baby loose in uncle Jimbo’s van? Will someone please get the razor blade out of her hand and wipe the powder of her nose?