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Caption This: The SMART Off-Roader, The Official Vehicle Of The Tread Lightly! Program…


Caption This: The SMART Off-Roader, The Official Vehicle Of The Tread Lightly! Program…

I’ve ridden in a SMART before. I fit…barely…with the driver, and it did move forwards, backwards, fast enough to not get run over in town traffic, and didn’t get blown into another lane by a light breeze. What it did do in the four miles I had to ride in the car was make me ill…I’m not sure if it was a result of the mango orange on gray color scheme called “Passion” or the unbelievably horrible CVT transmission that couldn’t decide what it wanted to do. Honestly, the SMART was a crappy idea that had great intentions but a poor execution. The company would’ve done better bringing in the Roadster they sold in other countries, or by at least offering a five-speed manual.

Or maybe they could have offered an off-road package like this. If a SMART can be turned into a Ferrari-killer by swapping in a Hayabusa engine, then using that same theory, would adapting the power plant and drivetrain from a Honda FourTrax Rincon or maybe a UTV make for a neat little off-roader? Since I’m starting to look at Geo Trackers in a positive light, maybe it makes sense. In the meantime, make your call about this Monster-themed SMART while I figure out why I don’t quite hate this little jellybean. Can you picture an all-SMART racing series?

wtf


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5 thoughts on “Caption This: The SMART Off-Roader, The Official Vehicle Of The Tread Lightly! Program…

  1. Chevy Hatin' Mad Geordie

    I’ve never seen a car look so embarrassed at it’s transformation that it almost screams KILL ME NOW!

    Some things are just not meant to be….

  2. Matt Cramer

    Didn’t SMART already say it in their commercials? “Driving a SMART car off road makes as much sense as driving your off road machine in city traffic.”

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