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Caption This: The King Of The Trailer Park’s Chariot, A Stretch Limo Third Generation Camaro


Caption This: The King Of The Trailer Park’s Chariot, A Stretch Limo Third Generation Camaro

You want a rare-edition third-generation Camaro? Anybody can buy the Italian-American Stiletto, and IROC-Zs are a dime a dozen. No, you don’t need those…you need some class in your life. Something that says that you’re damn right, I’ve arrived, and this magnificent beast with it’s 305ci V8 brought me here. Yes, it’s a Camaro, but it’s so much more…it’s almost two Camaros in one. A Camaro limousine. Let your mullet fly free, because nobody can top this.

We aren’t sure what, if any, thought process created this, but the end result looks like two third-gen Camaros had the misfortune to meet the doctor from The Human Centipede. And the results are just as revolting as you’d imagine. Primer red over black doesn’t have the visual impact we’re sure the owner wants to make, and the L88-style scoop isn’t working here, either. The Keystone wheels are grungier than Seattle twenty-five years ago and if you tried to get this registered the DMV would figure out how to revoke your license in six seconds flat.

What say you, BangShifters?

(Courtesy: Charles Wickam)


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16 thoughts on “Caption This: The King Of The Trailer Park’s Chariot, A Stretch Limo Third Generation Camaro

  1. Chevy Hatin' Mad Geordie

    Thanks a lot lads!

    I’m going to have to bill you for cleaning chunks out of my computereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebleeeeeearrrrrghhhh

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    huuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee

    ralphhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  2. Mike Brooks

    I think the red primer, scoop, and keystones are spot on. If someone told me to picture a 3rd gen limo in my head, I see this exact depiction. I’m willing to bet there is a “NO FEAR” decal on the back window as well as a Jensen stereo system with a Def Leppard cassette stuck in it.

  3. mooseface

    When I get back to my desktop, I might have to photochop this into the trio of limos made by the TG hosts. I think it would fit in really well between Clarkson’s Giant Panda and Hammond’s MG Sports Limo.

  4. BeaverMartin

    The S10 rat road is probably parked at the trailer next door. When will someone revoke these people’s welding privileges?

  5. Gregg68

    A quick bedtime trip over to BS is now going to make me have nightmares. just imagine the mountains of meth that were consumed by the tweakers who, by conceiving & building this thing, managed to actually REDUCE home values in the trailer park upon the Calimousine’s completion…

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