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Craigslist Ad Awesomeness: A Crazy Pink Nova That Rules. Ad Says No Ballers And No Email Allowed.


Craigslist Ad Awesomeness: A Crazy Pink Nova That Rules. Ad Says No Ballers And No Email Allowed.

I’m out. It clearly says “no ballers” in the ad, and I’m clearly a baller so I’m out. Brian on the other hand has not reached baller status so he’s good. Get after it big boy. This Nova is something. Something for sure, and the language in the ad is awesome! Stay in school kids. I have to thank Jesus “Chuy” Nava for sending this one in. He’s part of the MSD Army, not the Unleashed or Salvation Army that are on this awesome Nova.

Here is the original language from the ad, and then pictures as well. Keep in mind this is ALL of the text and info from the ad.

NO EMAILS, DONT BOTHER TO EMAIL TO TALK SMACK ABOUT MY CAR BECAUSE I kNOW WHAT I GOT AND I KNOW ITS GOOD QUALITY!
its a nova chevy 1972, were selling it for collection or use its a v8 its a classic its amazingly in good conditions I mean its in conditions were its still up to date in. plates and insurance,I want to sell because I have no space for it and it was my first car, im having a baby so I dont need it I have a mini ban now, anyway, asking price is 7,000$ dollars (usa), im asking so much because I did the paint myself, I applied it myself, I waxed it myself, and I also welded it, and also Itake off the old paint, the paint is customized,also the inside has radio, original odomoter, sorround system, and customized seats, one is a bed another a short seat the other two sports seats, the title is clean no crashes!believe it not lying! tires are still good they are new, and rimz are original still, has original motor.itz a 350motor.
thanks for your time and text me if interested only serious inquiries no scammers no mailerz only texts and no ballers but I would consider nice/quality offers.we can assure this car ifs no scam even if it is on here I think it’s one of the best:) thanks again bye:)
NOTE THE LACK OF A PHONE NUMBER FOR TEXTING OR CALLING. Hmmmmmm Email seems like the only option, but he said not to. Damn it, I want it so bad!
THE LINK FOR THE ORIGINAL CRAIGSLIST AD IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE SHOULD YOU DECIDE YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE THIS THING AFTER SEEING THE PICTURES
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CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ORIGINAL CRAIGSLIST AD

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29 thoughts on “Craigslist Ad Awesomeness: A Crazy Pink Nova That Rules. Ad Says No Ballers And No Email Allowed.

  1. jerry z

    My eyes are burning from tears of laughter! Is this person colorblind? $7000 for that, wouldn’t give him $700 for disaster on wheels.

  2. N20 Hemi

    It’s in El Paso, TX. This high level of customization is admired in that area of the world. Dust ‘er off and challenge the boys on Street Outlaws!

  3. Hotrodcharlie

    It does have the ultra rare houndstooth interior. And an SS emblem. He should bring it to Barret-Jackson!

  4. chadb

    buy this car for your 16 year old son. more effective protection against STDs or teen pregnancy than Trojans.

  5. Dan Moore

    Hahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!
    The words without pics are hilarious. The pics without words are hilarious!!! Pics & words together are… Hahahahaaaaa!!!!!! Beer through the nose, TWICE!!!

  6. Ed Rutledge

    This is perfect Birth Control. Anyone driving this will never get laid – unless in Texas.

  7. Don

    “I kNOW WHAT I GOT AND I KNOW ITS GOOD QUALITY!”

    We know what ya got. What you need is a G.E.D.

  8. NewEnglandRacFan

    If the price was a tad better and is rust free.. don’t laugh. I’d take stripping that paint off, over rust repair any day.. 7000.oo is way to much..

    1. Beagle

      Definitely needs the heavy duty wipers for all the panties that are gonna get thrown at it. I’m sorta sad the star isn’t a spider and…

      Since when is the Salvation Army a gang sign?

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