The best comedy is the type that writes itself. I honestly thought it was a joke when I was told that you can get a Hellcat ringtone for your phone. Why? Why would you want that noise coming from your pocket? I mean, sure, the 6.2L is an absolute beast of a motor and sounds like a Greek god screaming along to Five Finger Death Punch, but having that noise come from your pocket is just begging for jokes. Think about the horrible pick-up lines that some moron will try to use: “Hey, baby, don’t worry…I’ll use the black key and be real gentle.” What about if you have the volume down and the ringer goes off? With your pants pocket muffling some of the sound it’s going to sound like a 707hp fart over and over again, until you get to the part where it does a burnout. Run with that as you will.
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This is a badass car without a doubt, but I’m already sick of the hype, and publicity its getting….