No really, buy stuff from American Powertrain now through the end of the year and get a bucket of Benton’s Bacon and an American Powertrain shirt! If you haven’t had Benton’s Bacon, then you can’t possibly call yourself a bacon fan, or at least not a very well treated one, because Benton’s is the single greatest bacon ever. Like ever ever. The fact that I’m still able to type with my mouth watering this much is a miracle. That’s how good Benton’s Bacon really is.
But back to the sale! Buy a transmission kit from American Powertrain, between now and the end of the year, and you will get a handsome bucket with Benton’s bacon and an American Powertrain shirt. It doesn’t matter whether you buy a kit for a Ford, Chevy, or Mopar, or for a car or truck, anyone who buys a transmission kit gets the bacon. And if it was me, I would be buying it right now right now, so that you can get the bacon in time for Christmas. You don’t have much time, but I know that American Powertrain’s Matt Graves was at Benton’s yesterday stocking up.
So here’s the strategy you use on your family to make this a no brainer. Tell them to take back the ugly sweaters, the tube socks, and the Billy Bass singing fish and use that money to buy you a 5 or 6 speed kit from American Powertrain. Why would they want to do this? Well this is where it becomes a win win for all. You see if they help you out you can share the bacon with them! See?! It’s a perfect plan.
Now get out there an order one! CLICK HERE TO VISIT AMERICANPOWERTRAIN.COM
Hmmnn….. well . I love bacon as much if not more than the next guy [ be it American , Canadian and especially Panacetta ] And from the sound of it this looks to be a mighty fine brand o’ bacon indeed
But errrr … in light of the US [and Canada’s ] ever expanding waistline …. the rising epidemic of obesity … the ever increasing rate of diabetes , coronary disease , strokes etc …
Is it really such a good idea to be giving out buckets full of bacon out for each and every purchase ?
In light of the potential results [ death or disablement ] that seems a bit … errr … counterproductive in my opinion 😉
you sir need your bangshift card pulled! Blasphemy! I said good day sir!
Im kidding bacon is fun come on
I wondered, what kind of disease they wanted to transmit with their transmission kit?