You know the Violation Game, right? You add up all the automotive faux pas on a given car, have your buddy do the same, and see who gets the most. Yes, it judges. We’re ok with that, because when guys keep building cars like this, someone needs to keep the score.

But with this ride we don’t know where to begin. If you added up every Violation in the book and applied ’em to one vehicle this might be it. Perhaps it could be worse had it been converted to a 4×4. Well…and we don’t see any gold plating. It does not seem to have a fake blower or turbo. So, yeah, it could be worse.

Nevertheless, we apologize for spoiling your Christmas Eve.

Maybe by New Year we can figure out what kind of car this used to be. But one thing we do know: somewhere, George Barris is feeling one-upped.