Boredom can cause normally rational people to do strange things, all in the name of entertainment. Doing burnouts in random places at three in the morning in a quiet parking lot with a friend filming isn’t anything new. Doing early-morning tire striping in a 1991 Grand Marquis that has been decapitated is, however, a first for us. The Mercury looks to have been converted with the tried and true method of chopsawing the lid off and beating the rough edges in with a hammer, and from the sounds the anemic 302 is making, the exhaust from the catalytic converter back has had the same treatment. With the title of the video being “Floor It From A Stop”, it’s pretty obvious what’s not going to happen: even if it was the rare 351-powered Grand Marquis, we aren’t getting a smokeshow, we’re getting a yelp from one tortured all-season radial for a couple of feet before two tons of overstuffed Panther lumbers off on its way. But maybe removing the top cut enough weight out of the car to make something interesting. We don’t quite understand what the people behind this video were going for, but at least someone was having fun that night…we guess…?
Well this guy’s got to be the world’s oldest virgin!
He’s too dumb to even use a computer let alone access free internet porn and hasn’t even learned how to masturbate yet – so this is how he gets his rocks off!
As you can see – it’s a lonely ol’ hobby!
Jesus Christ who are these tards that think its cool to troll.
YOU’RE NOT COOL YOU SAD FUCK.
Go back to your brown ale drinking pie eating and shite football team watching 1 liter vauxaul corsa you retard oik pikey fuck…
p.s That car looks cool as hell. =D
Geez, grumpy much? Someone must be getting old.
Note to self: be sure to get BS approval before attempting to waste time or have a bit of lame fun with a motor vehicle.
Looks like their having a good time! Home made convertible, V8 power, no cops in sight!
Gordie, your getting out of hand. Relax…….
I was given a 75 Buick Century 4 door that had sat for 16 years. My friends and I had a bunch of fun in that thing after I cut the top off of it. The windows were all left down about an inch and well 16 years of that equals no floor. Had a 350 Buick (should be obvious) and a TH 350. No keys, my rule was if you use it put some gas in it and bring it back. I’m amazed we never got arrested. I did end up getting a misdemeanor citation (reduced to Disturbing the Peace) for “Causing flammable material to be ejected onto property resulting in fire” when I cut it up. My home town cops have ZERO sense of humor if your neighbors rat on you and you catch a 10 ft square of your lawn on fire. After i cut the body off I drove it around the neighborhood to justify my citation.