You know “that guy” at the car show. The one always talking. The one you wish would just shut up for five seconds, but won’t because he’s too busy trying to baffle you with bullshit that is springing forth from some lobe in his brain like a mountain spring. The guy who goes 100% into the scene but the only actual fact he knows about his car is that he holds the keys, therefore he is the owner. Every one of those “that guy” types that you have ever met, bow to your new king. On the surface, it’s a clean enough late-model Dodge Challenger, but from the start of the video, start looking for tells on the car about how bad things are going to get. In fact, count how many “HEMI” badges you see affixed to this car. And then wait for this dude to start talking…and laughing…and don’t blame us if your eye starts to twitch uncontrollably as you resist the urge to scream at this guy through the computer. Trust us…it’s that bad.
That being said, I wonder how that internal supercharger would stack up against the Angry Grandpa 300C…
(Courtesy: CarThrottle)
I hate those shitty “beauty covers” that pollute most modern engine bays. Especially when they cover up that work of art known as a Hemi…
Wow- he is so full of S___. He needs to stick to needle point or fishing and leave the cars alone.
Please…sell it and by a Camaro…
175 in 5th… Not unbelievable at least he didn’t say 200 mph … oh wait… he just upped that to 185 and 132 in the quarter… I’m guessing the Redline / Sleeper red color adds a few MPH to the top end… 5 roll bars inside his cage ??? Bars inside his steering ?? My head hurts now…wish I had never clicked on that
By the way… what are Headies and Hammers ?
I can see where all the bulls#$t talk is coming from—Just look at the name on his shirt—Gas Monkey–says it all
I was thinking the same thing when I saw the shirt
I only made it to headies and hammers then I think blacked out from the pulse wave of pure bullshit hitting me broadside.
Sounds like every mopar owner in my town. And that includes the the kid who inherited his grandmas k car..
As Kirk Lazarus said in Tropic Thunder, “You NEVER go full retard.”
??? Wow? My head hurts. I wish some people would just stay away from cars.
Got the poser red paint and stickers, revved up look at me “Lamborghini” exhaust, and a mouth that is faster than the “all custom” car he has there. At first I thought this guy is a troll, but now I don’t think so. I wonder how long it will be before he smacks a curb with that thing doing a burnout while leaving a car show.?
I guess there’s one in every crowd.
Well I think Bugs Bunny said it best …. ” WHAT A MAROON ” …….