Chad and I were hustling on last Monday night in Las Vegas as we had been invited to a Chevrolet Performance gathering and we were running late. As we rounded the corner at the location of the event we happened to (literally) run into a couple of the guys from Holley and they had with them some fun parts. The best? NHRA Pro Stock throttle body #0001, the first one ever produced. We think that they were heading to their booth to finish up setting things where they belonged as that’s typically the thrash for manufacturers on Monday at SEMA but we didn’t get a chance to ask because before they knew it we were trying to steal their stuff.
While we never got to take the parts, I did have an idea that we needed to execute and that idea manifested itself as the photo below. The Holley engineer has the throttle blade pinned open and as you can imagine, getting Chad to open his mouth was no difficult feat. While there are some estimates available for how much CFM the throttle body will flow, those numbers have not been calculated on a Chad.
This thing pretty much writes itself…have a field day!
You know what to do….CAPTION THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!
Not be mean, but isn’t it time you got that squirrel off your face..!
he ate the rest ..
nothing left but
the tail !!!
“In 2016, an election year, this oval orifice will bring change.”
Here Bangshift’s Chad Reynolds demonstrates a key piece in the Robotic Guy Fieri project. This opening is expected to consume a complete diner-sized cheeseburger at full-open.
Shown is a “before” shot, prior to the insertion of the Holley Mouth Dilation/Enlargement device. Practiced users will eventually be able to flow over 2500 cfm of air out of their face, or insert an entire foot into the oral cavity.
You choose…..which will be the new host of the Info-mercial called “optima ultimate street car challenge”.
#Simple
No fuzzy math. No confusing numbers. Just a simple comparison of what you actually pay!
Left side 6 figures Right side $ 1.00 Shave club dot com.
The new Holley/Hillary Clinton throttle body, large enough to put your foot in it, then lie and say that “It happened in the fog of racing.”
After years of searching, Brian finally a mouth wider than Chads. Greater minds are now trying to figure out how to put it use.
One of these can move hot air at over 2000 cubic feet per minute.
..And the other is the new pro stock throttle body!
I’ll show myself out.
Big enough to swallow a bowling ball… And then there’s the new Pro-Stock throttle body!!
“Look Bri, which can suck in more air, me or this throttle body?”