It’s Moving…It’s Alive: The Frankenstein Monte Carlo Is Ready To Terrorize!


It’s Moving…It’s Alive: The Frankenstein Monte Carlo Is Ready To Terrorize!

How do you do? Mr. Justin Malcom feels that it would be a little unkind to the competition to not provide just a word of friendly warning about the vehicle you are about to watch. We are about to unveil to you the behaviors of Frankenstein, a Chevrolet Monte Carlo that seeks to take out the competition by use of a monstrous engine and a surprising amount of nitrous oxide, without any concern for the for the care and consideration of the opponent. It is one of the most inspiring tales we can tell. It deals with two great forces that drive any fanatic of the automobile to pursue their goals: speed and money. Speed will come with the work that is put into the beast, and the money and bragging rights will come upon the victory. I think it will thrill you. It may inspire you. It might even entice you…though, we would recommend that you seek professional assistance if that is the case. But if you feel that you will never be able to look at your street machine again without wondering how badly you’ll get taken on the line, now is your chance to, uh…well, we’ve warned you.


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