Someone, somewhere woke up one morning and decided that what the world needed was a car which combined the utter crummy nature of a 1996 Lincoln with the giant rounded backside of a 1942 Packard. You are looking at the realization of that dream in the form of this car. Again, this is the combination of a 1996 Lincoln And A 1942 Packard. Sometimes we feel the need to repeat things that no one has ever written before.
The interior of the car is pure 1996 Lincoln so it does not exactly have the charm and gravitas that the cavernous inside of a 1942 Packard had. While it lacks that, a 1942 Packard never had such luxuries as multi-way adjustable leather seats. So take that!
We’re not sure if the car has the patented “it’s gonna break sometime” Lincoln air suspension of the time but if it does, you will have the distinct pleasure of driving the car with a stinkbug stance when the rear air suspension breaks and that’s the result. It is not a matter of if in this case, it is a matter of when.
Someone out there put a lot of work into this car and when it comes to the execution of the design it seems like they did a lot of good quality work. We’re not really assailing that here as much as we are the complete and utter crazed nature of the end result.
The seller claims that it would be a good prom vehicle. Let’s just say it would be a memorable prom vehicle.
LINK: The combo of a 1996 Lincoln and a 1942 Packard is for sale – Hurry!
Just find a 1942 Packard front end and you would have a quite lovely car. But that would mean buying this thing in the first place which would not only be a waste of money but test of one’s sanity…
The stubby 57 Chevy wagon is still way worse!
That car kind of looks like a dog dragging its itchy ass across a carpet..
And another thing…why is it that any time one of these monstrosities is put up for sale, the description is never more than three sentences long? Someone put that much work into a car and they have nothing else to say about it?