Say you’ve got about $1.5 million burning a hole in your pocket. What do you do? You could buy a house, but you probably already have several. You could buy land, but then you’ll be out more money to develop it. You could buy a Bugatti, but why would you buy a car that really hasn’t been refreshed since 2008? Well, my very fortunate friend, have I got a solution for you. Say it with me: “Terra Wind”. Sounds nice, doesn’t it? Of course it does. It’s a luxury R.V., one that comes well apportioned. But it has a trick that I promise that I highly doubt other R.V.’s in your neighborhood can’t do. See, here’s what we will do: We will take this gorgeous R.V. down to the boat launch and drive that puppy right into the water.

Yessir, I promise you the Joneses, the Smiths, hell, even the Waltons will stare in amazement as you glide along past on the water in absolute comfort. Junior can be fishing off of the back deck while the missus is in the kitchen preparing a light lunch. And just as the peasants start to crowd around in canoes and john-boats, you can head back to the dock, drive back out and hit the highway to your next destination. It’s all that easy!

It’s not as big as a house, yes, but the kids are grown and you can’t put a price on mobility, or changing your scenery every day if you like. The interior is spacious for an R.V., and can be optioned to the moon if you’d prefer. Don’t worry about power: the 330-hp Cat diesel will take care of your needs. You’ll be able to cruise the highway at speed, and in the water, you’ll be able to cruise around, but remember, this isn’t a speedboat.

(If anyone could possibly loan us even the base model’s $650,000 price tag, we promise that McTaggart will become a permanently mobile reporter for BangShift. Any takers? Anyone?)

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