There is nothing wrong with “Crossover” SUVs as it pertains to them being useful everyday transportation for lots of folks. They offer more room than a sedan, sit up a little higher for better visibility, and they do offer them with trim packages that rival some luxury cars. But that doesn’t make them cool, and none of your friends are going to tell you they wish they had one. Maybe your “parent friends”, you know the ones that you only know because your kids do sports or something with them? Yeah, we don’t care about those friends. We care about the friends you have 4am stories with. The ones your wife laughs at and shakes her head. The ones she knew came as part of the package, but loved you enough not to care. Yeah, those friends.

Good friends help you make poor decisions, and this is one of those. I mean at least to normal people. To me this is a good deal at the $2,000 it probably takes to get it. Unfortunately, the passenger side isn’t as straight as the driver’s side but that just means I won’t care about painting it or changing out the Swampers. It needs an engine, but I wouldn’t do anything but a cheap small block with headers and Flowmasters so it sounds good. This bad boy would be the slightly obnoxious ride I’d take to Home Depot, the grocery store, and to drop the kids off at school, so that all the other dad’s would realize they have nothing left to live for and so that all the moms will shake their heads and feel sorry for my wife. In fact, I think this bad boy needs a windshield banner that says “Bad Decisions”. And if someone from BANGshift land buys it, I’ll have one made in the color of your choice.

Someone buy this thing since I have no money. Then drive it all over, go get muddy in it a couple times a year, and share every driving experience with all of us that wish we owned it.

Here is the info from the seller: CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ORIGINAL AD AND SEE IF YOU CAN BUY IT

K5 Blazer No motor Otherwise looks to be complete and unmolested.. have original steel wheels I do have the title to it $2500 obo